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a really long, but categorized, ask meme

ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*

*Slaps you*

*Kisses you on the lips*

*Bites your lip*

*Rubs your shoulders*

*Dumps ice water over your head*

*Winks at you*

*Flips hair at you*

*Throws a ball of paper towards you*

*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*

*Slams the door shut behind you*

*Storms out of the room*

*Wraps my arms around you from behind*

*Kisses your neck*

*Nibbles on your earlobe*

*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*

*Strokes your hair*

*Caresses your cheek*

*Holds you in my arms*

QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION

“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”

“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”

“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”

“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”

“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”

“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”

“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”

“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”

*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”

QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION

“I’m sorry, have we met before?”

“I don’t know you, but thanks.”

“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”

“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”

“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”

“It’s none of your business. We just met.”

“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”

“I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”

“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”

QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION

“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”

“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”

“I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”

“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”

“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”

“You know, most people watch porn at home.”

“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”

“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”

“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”

“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”

QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION

“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”

“We lost the playoffs.”

“The girls team beat the boys!”

“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”

“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”

“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”

“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”

“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”

“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”

“Being a freshman sucks.”

“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”

“She/he told me they were a junior!”

“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”

“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”

“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”

“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”

“I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”

“I definitely failed that test.”

“I got an A on my essay!”

QUOTES - SASS EDITION

“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”

“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”

“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”

“I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”

“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”

“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”

“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”

“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”

QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”

“Shut up. Just shut up!”

“I don’t need to listen to this.”

“You’re lying.”

“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”

“I can’t look at you.”

“Don’t fucking touch me.”

“If you say one more word, I swear…”

“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”

“What’s wrong with you?”

“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”

“You must be crazy.”

“I'm not backing down.”

“You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”

“What’s your issue?”

“You make me so angry.”

“This has nothing to do with you.”

QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION

“And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”

“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”

“I’ve never been good at this. I don't do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”

“You’re the one that I want.”

“I don't care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”

“Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”

“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”

“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”

“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”

“I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”

“Please, don’t leave me.”

“I need you more than you will ever know.”

“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”

QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION

*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*

“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”

“I brought vodka and ice cream.”

“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”

“I can’t believe you went without me!”

“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”

“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”

“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”

“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”

QUOTES - NSFW EDITION

“What do you think about this outfit?”

“Bend over.”

“It’s not going to get up by itself, you know.”

“I thought you’d be bigger.”

“Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?”

“I can’t find my vibrator.”

“Just set your phone on vibrate!”

“I want to fuck you until you’re raw and shaking.”

“That’s it… do a little striptease for me.”

“You can watch… but you can’t touch.”

“Be quiet! They’re going to hear us.”

“And get this… the new toy? It glows in the dark.”

“I’ve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?”

“I want to be on top.”

“That is one fine ass.”

“You look like a screamer.”

“Let me tie you up.”

“What’ll our safeword be?”

“I love making you squirm.”

“Not my neck! It’s summer, I can’t wear a turtleneck in the sun.”

TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION

[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?

[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.

[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.

[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.

[TEXT] Do you even love me?

[TEXT] What happened to us?

[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.

[TEXT] IM26C4U.

[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.

[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.

[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.

[TEXT] I still love you.

[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.

TEXTS - NSFW EDITION

[TEXT] You can’t have me if you can’t even get the three C’s. Chocolates, champagne, and candles.

[TEXT] I’m in the bath… come join me?

[TEXT] Don’t tease. You know I like it rough.

[TEXT] Bed, counter, or floor?

[TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes I’ll suck you off first.

[TEXT] What do you think about threesomes? And, what about foursomes?

[TEXT] You’ve been naughty, I’m going to punish you.

[TEXT] I can’t believe you just sent me that. I’m at work/school!

TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION

[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.

[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.

[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??

[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.

[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!

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Lilacs by Vincent van Gogh // Off To the Races by Lana Del Rey

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aya ’ s  accent  is  this  annoying  mix  of  received  &  cockney  &  its  so  messy  just  imagine  all  this  slang  in  received  pronunciation  &  when  she ’ s  mad ?  you  can  barely  make  out  anything

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shout  to  @madeknight  for making  me  even  more  emotional  but  the  knights DEFINITELY  get  ‘knighted’  and  have  uniforms  for  these  special  occasions

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“That’s right. Listen to me and pretend to have an idea of what I’m talking about. I get that a lot.”

@daespoina  /  things  said  to  my  puppy  /  accepting

❛     I ’ m  TIRED .     ❜  It ’ s  not  quite  a  snap —  but  it ’ s  not  particularly  happy .  dark  circles  stain  the  area  underneath  her  eyes  &  at  this  point ,  no  amount  of  concealer  will  be  enough .  ❛     please  excuse  me ,  I  have  been  working  ALL  NIGHT ,  &  then  handling  agent  bors  for  his  mission  this  morning .     ❜  which  she  is  not  qualified  for  but  oh  god —  they ’ re  forcing  her  to  occupy  each  &  every  position  at  this  point .  they ’ ll  be  putting  her  out  on  high - risk  missions  at  this  rate .

aya  is  not  stupid .  she ’ s  not  THICK  OR  DAFT  OR  ANYTHING  ELSE .  she  has  heard  it  before ;  from  officers  to  counselors  to  even  other ,  lower - ranking  staff .  she ’ s  flighty ,  IMPULSIVE ,  &  yes —  she  won ’ t  even  deny  it ,  because  she  is  airheaded ,  but  she  is  not  really .  she  can  solve  a  difficult  equation  in  less  than  a  minute  &  crack  codes  almost ,  ALMOST ,  as  well  as  merlin .

❛      so  I ’ d  like  to  at  least  have  my  coffee ,  before  I  am  expected  to  function .     ❜

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IC Stats

TAGGED BY: stole  this  from  one  of  my  other  blogs  lmao

TAGGING: @raisedthishell / @daespoina , @raisedthishell , @morgananamed , @madeknight , @snobkilled , @pueroimmersi

(BOLD ALL THAT APPLY. Italicize leaning for former.)

[ WEALTH ] $ Financial : wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty ✚ Medical : fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged / non applicable ✪ Class or Caste : upper / middle / working / homeless / slave / unsure ✔ Education : qualified / unqualified / studying / other ✖ Criminal Record : yes - major crimes / yes - minor crimes / unsure / none

[ FAMILY ] ◒ Children : has a child or children / has no children / wants children / had child or children ◑ Relationship with Family : close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no siblings /sibling(s) is deceased ◔ Affiliation : orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parent(s) / not applicable

[ TRAITS + TENDENCIES ]

♦ extroverted / introverted / in between

♦ disorganized / organized / in between ♦ close-minded / open-minded / in between ♦ calm / anxious / in between ♦ disagreeable / agreeable / in between ♦ cautious / reckless / in between ♦ patient / impatient / in between ♦ outspoken / reserved / in between ♦ leader / follower / in between ♦ empathetic / unempathetic / in between ♦ optimistic / pessimistic / in between ♦ traditional / modern / in between ♦ hard-working / lazy / in between ♦ cultured / uncultured / in between / unknown ♦ loyal / disloyal / unknown ♦ faithful / unfaithful / unknown

[ BELIEFS ] ★ Faith : monotheist / polytheist / spiritual / agnostic / atheist / undetermined / questioning ☆ Belief in Ghosts or Spirits : yes / no / don’t know / don’t care ✮ Belief in an Afterlife : yes / no / don’t know / don’t care ✯ Belief in Reincarnation : yes / no / don’t know / don’t care ❃ Belief in Fate : yes / no / don’t know / don’t care ✧ Religious : orthodox / spiritual / liberal / not religious ❀ Philosophical : no / hardly / somewhat / very / yes ~  Superstitious : no / hardly / somewhat / very / yes

[ SEXUALITY & ROMANTIC INCLINATION ] ❤ Sexual : hetero / homo / bi / ace / pan / demi / other / questioning / curious ❥ Sex : sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favourable / naive ❣ Sexually : adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / virgin / curious / inhibited ⚧ Potential Sexual Partners : male / female / agender / other / none / all ~ Romantic : hetero / homo / bi / aro / pan / demi / other / questioning / curious ♥ Romance: romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favorable / naive ⚧ Potential Romantic Partners : male / female / agender / other / none / all % Gender :  male / female / demi-male / demi-female / genderfluid / nonbinary / agender / other / questioning ^   Sex : cis / trans / other / private

[ ABILITIES ] ☠ Combat Skills : excellent / good / moderate / poor / none ≡ Literacy Skills : excellent / good / moderate / poor / none ✍ Artistic Skills : excellent / good / moderate / poor / none ✂ Technical Skills : excellent / good / moderate / poor / none *  Survival Skills  :  excellent / good / moderate / poor / none @ Social Skills : excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

[ HABITS ] ☕ Drinking Alcohol : never / rarely / sometimes / frequently / to excess / trying to quit ☁ Smoking : never / rarely / sometimes / frequently / to excess / trying to quit ✿ Other Narcotics : never / rarely / sometimes / frequently / to excess / trying to quit ✌   Medicinal Drugs : never / rarely / sometimes / frequently / to excess / trying to quit ☻ Indulgent Food : never / rarely / sometimes / frequently / to excess / trying to quit &  Indulgent Sex : never / rarely / sometimes / frequently / to excess / trying to quit $  Splurge Spending : never / rarely / sometimes / frequently / to excess / trying to quit ♣ Gambling : never / rarely / sometimes / frequently / to excess / trying to quit

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“You are a woman who will drown oceans, climb mountains, and lift spirits.”

— j.m.n

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anyway  aya  cried  the  first  time  an  agent  got  hurt  on  her  handler  duty 

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just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything

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Things I’ve Said to my Puppy: A Starter Collection

“Man you’re awkward. I mean, ridiculously beautiful but damn, grow into yourself.”

“What the ever-loving heckin’ heck are you eating now?”

“Excuse me sir, you can’t read.”

“You really have that ‘I don’t know how I fit into the world’ vibe about you.”

“That’s not polite.”

“You don’t even rise until you’re addressed. I’m digging your obedience.”

“Sit like a gentleman.”

“That’s not yours, friend.”

“That’s right. Listen to me and pretend to have an idea of what I’m talking about. I get that a lot.”

“I didn’t pay all this money for you not to be a cuddler.”

“Wanna go for a ride?”

“Show me your cop face.”

“I’m not a fan of you licking my teeth. Please don’t.”

“Okay; we’re done here.”

“Oh no, the postman! How ever will we survive now?!”

“You’re gonna be rude? Okay, you’ve lost the pleasure of my presence.”

“The piano isn’t evil, it’s just unpleasant to hear when I’m touching it.”

“Hey neighborhood watch, what’s going on with the town today?”

“We really don’t need to—oh we’re peeing in the garden now, that’s a thing.”

“I draw the line at shredding things.”

“What the heck is going on with your teeth?”

“No, you’re not helping.”

“We’ve all pooped. It’s your turn.”

“I’m not saying I don’t believe you, I’m just saying I don’t see anything.”

“I know you’re a blanket snatcher but you can’t snatch this blanket.”

“Oh, you want to help?”

“Leave him alone, he’s just trying to take a walk.”

“Right, right, defend your castle.”

“I wish I looked that beautiful having no idea what’s going on.”

“How do you get one?”

“This is not what I asked for.”

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“Don’t smile. You have the smile of a serial killer.”

@daespoina  //  what  the  fuck  //  hella  accepting

❛     i  have  a  positively  CHARMING  smile .    ❜    legs  propped  up  on  desk  /  favourite  way  to  rest .  she  smiles  OFTEN ;  does  it  to  annoy  more  that  to  entice  the  same .  it  has  always  been  a  DEFENCE  MECHANISM ;   smile  nicely ,  get  a  slap  on  the  wrist  instead  of  the  bobbies  called .  &  she  does  it  the  same ,  now .  does  it  to  get  a  rise  out  of  superiors ,  who  THINK  HER  LESS .  gawain  is  particularly  against  her  usual ,  petty  smile ;  all  wide ,  pearly  white ,  small  teeth  on  display .  like  a  CAT .   ❛     but  then  again …  so  do  MOST  SERIAL  KILLERS .    ❜

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Kiko Mizuhara photographed by Jumbo Tsui for Harper’s Bazaar China February 2017

Stylist: Tina Park Hair & Makeup: Kamo

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which greek goddess/god do you reflect most?

NYX.   The personification and the goddess of night. Her appearances are sparse in surviving mythology, but reveal her as a figure of such exceptional power and beauty that she is feared by Zeus himself. She is fearless and feisty, and is not afraid of a challenge.

tagged by: stolen from my roxy blog

tagging: uhh everyone who i forgot to tag on the other one so @raisedthishell / @daespoina , @madeknight , @morgananamed & anyone else??