normalwizard
normalwizard
my haters are tomaters
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normalwizard · 2 hours ago
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normalwizard · 3 hours ago
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You're obviously lying about being intersex. I saw that picture of your eyes and you look like a normal male. Attention seeker
I usually don't respond to anon hate but this one is really funny. Eyes?? Of all things??? There's no sexual dimorphism in the eyes 💀
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normalwizard · 5 hours ago
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you meet all sorts of people in college.
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normalwizard · 5 hours ago
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we need to invent a way to explain how deep running and pervasive and subliminal racism and antiblackness is without immediately sounding like an insane conspiracy theorist
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normalwizard · 5 hours ago
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Having a sona is GREAT like hi, this is my clownish caricature of my own personality, he's some sort of weird amalgamation of how I think others percieve me and I percieve myself but I like cranked up all my insecurities to the point of absurdity. Also he's a silly little creature. Do you want to hold him. You can give him a little treat, but he might nibble your finger so be careful. Want to arrange a playdate between yours and mine, so it's like we're hanging out, but instead we're using sock puppets representing parodic fantasy versions of ourselves to act out absurd scenarios. Do you want to ask him a question. Do you want to kill him
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normalwizard · 5 hours ago
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embarrassing myself
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normalwizard · 5 hours ago
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[to the tune of "low rider"]
All. My. Friends. Got an Obama
O. ba. ma. rides a little llama
[trumpet hook plays]
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normalwizard · 6 hours ago
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A series of digital drawings I did earlier this year about life and dreams of cattle-people, made them as guides for a batch of screen prints :-)
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normalwizard · 6 hours ago
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Word on the street, Felix Gonzalez-Torres
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normalwizard · 7 hours ago
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normalwizard · 7 hours ago
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masculine ways to communicate
morning bitch can't wait to taste your nips tonight
send nudes or i'll kill myself
hi sweetheart have you ever heard midwest emo music? i have a 14 hour playlist we can listen to together
you sound crazy right now. you're making that up
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normalwizard · 7 hours ago
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J.K. Rowling is also a woman, I’m not trying to be that guy but I’m just saying you shouldn’t imply that you love every women.
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normalwizard · 7 hours ago
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normalwizard · 7 hours ago
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normalwizard · 10 hours ago
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guy that thinks more than they speak vs guy that doesnt think before they speak (although frisk wouldve still said that even if they thought it through lol) prev
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normalwizard · 10 hours ago
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