normiewizard
normiewizard
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bearer of the curse + world's normalest girl | they/them | 21
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normiewizard · 12 hours ago
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Rough sketch? (Gnarly)
Halftones? (Gnarly)
Spectra brush? (Gnarly)
Party in the Hollywood Hills
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normiewizard · 12 hours ago
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"Aro/Ace person gets given a love potion" story but instead of them being immune or whatever, it DOES work, and they realize IMMEDIATELY that they've been fed a love potion because this feeling is so wrong and foreign but everyone keeps laughing off the idea of it being a love potion because "they were probably just a late bloomer" or "no, you just finally found the right person!" and it's just a horror story about how no one believes them even though they know, they KNOW this isn't right and they can't stand it.
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normiewizard · 13 hours ago
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lmfao awesome posttt [reblog attempt fails three times in a row] or at least it would be if it wasn't tired and ideologically flawed. sad
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normiewizard · 13 hours ago
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normiewizard · 1 day ago
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normiewizard · 1 day ago
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not my titkok but SDFKJSFDKSFDJFDLKJSFDLKFDSLJKFSD
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normiewizard · 1 day ago
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normiewizard · 1 day ago
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*me, drunkenly pressing my face against my 17 year old cats face*: I love you. Do you know that? I hope that somewhere in your brain you can understand that I love you. You have been with me for so long. We have grown up together. I was only eight years old when you came into my life as a kitten. We were both babies. Please understand that I love you more than I can ever say. You are my companion through everything. When you die I will sob and scream and beg for you back, even for a moment. When you rest your paw against my hands there's a connection that passes through time. Humans and animals, bonded since before history began. I love you.
No, you cannot eat my sandwich.
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normiewizard · 2 days ago
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Ok this isn't a bug but I need to share - LOOK at these absolutely minuscule precious little poppies
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White pygmy-poppy, Canbya candida, found in Southern California
Photos by keirmorse, mojavedon, and pokemon_master
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normiewizard · 2 days ago
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0 days since last getting excited about a girl group only to learn about their horrible exploitation immediately after
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normiewizard · 2 days ago
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throwing my inner child in the lake over and over and they love it
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normiewizard · 2 days ago
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i just had to google goncharov to remember al pacinos name
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normiewizard · 2 days ago
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actually wendell taking the adrenonoxynil from LIV'S MACGUFFIN and pouring it out on a whim was fucking out of pocket. I am so fucking glad Liv drank it and ran off I'm so glad Dang supported her I'm so glad everyone at the table called it out at least jokingly when she comes back and he's kicking rocks about how much of a dumb loser he is until she kisses him. Liv should have crashed out harder and longer idc
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normiewizard · 2 days ago
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Notice theres no papa posts . Thats right . Its because the Papa causes misery . Lets be neglected by papa
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normiewizard · 3 days ago
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normiewizard · 3 days ago
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i sleep diagonally so i wake up to a dutch angle view of my ceiling symbolising my descent into madness
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normiewizard · 3 days ago
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whatever happens the rest of my life at least i will never again be 15 years old out at dinner with my family trying to talk my internet friend who i fully believe my parents will kill me if they find out about out of killing themselves while my parents keep asking me what im on my phone for
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