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Sorry I was dreaming of a world where trannies don't have to be inspired creatives or kinky sex bombs or skilled programmers or funny shit posters or successful women in STEM or perfectly passing or (often unwilling) voices for their whole community or perfect saints to get some God damn love and respect from people who aren't also trannies.

I hope one day we can all just be some chick.

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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

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My favorite part of college is the bog full of poison

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monkyeon’s stickchuck has me in tears 💀

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I get (and mostly agree with) the posts on here talking about the importance of physical media vs digital but sometimes the tone of like 'if it's physical media you'll always have it unlike digital media' you get in these posts is deeply silly like this is in fact something that's notably famously not true of physical media actually. you can quite literally lose everything by only having physical media. both is good etc etc.

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School buses are actually balanced in the meta because while one might assume they’re OP for having a legal Stop Sign on them at all times, it’s balanced by the drawback of having to carry like 50 kids

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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Auguste-Germain Cadet-Picard, Electric skull stick pin, 1867.

“The jewel contains electric terminals so that, when connected to a battery concealed in the wearer’s pocket, the eyes roll and the jaws snap.” (from the V&A description)

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oregon collectively always sucking bigfoot dick (pause for eyebrow raise) he’s in every store he’s on every sticker he’s on billboards for shit that has fuck all to do with bigfoot oregonians act like his ass isn’t sighted im every got damn state with a forrest. bigfoot on crosswalk bigfoot on laptop bigfoot on back of jeep excuse me sir bigfoot WALKS. he wouldn’t ride on a jeep. sucking bigfoot dick (🤨), sucking bigfoots cock (🤨)

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just found out this quest was widely beloved. I feel like I'm living in a different dimension. the only good thing about this quest was Scylla (huge undersea dragon that swims around independently) & the cute dance that the anemones & octopi did. I had no emotional connection to the cat or the symphony or anything at all

it's such a shame that genshin's writing is so mid bc a lot of the concepts they come up with are really neat. this area has a race of statue people who wanted to abandon fate & gain their own "free will" & decided the best way to do that is to become a hivemind controlled by a universal symphony, & then they decided to go to war on all mortals still bound by fate lest fate's symphony become louder. unfortunately that's just the backdrop, & all the actual drama & intrigue is being spoonfed to us by a talking cat who will overexplain everything except the new vocab they made up, which will be defined once & then never again