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list of aus i really need to see written:

i got up at 2 am to get some snacks at the convenience store down the street and opened my door to find you trying to sleep on the floor of the hallway because your roommate has his fiancée over so i guess i’ll lend you my couch for the night AU

my stupid cat sneaked out on the balcony and into your open window and he has this habit of destroying furniture and pissing everywhere so i followed him inside and you came home earlier than i expected and found me in the middle of your living room but i swear i’m not a burglar ok

you left your USB flash drive in the library computer and i had to go through your files to figure out who you are and i ended up reading the entirety of this book you’re working on and wow you’re actually really good???? 

i was trying to read in the park and your stray football fucking knocked me unconscious

this really cute guy rented the apartment over the bakery/flower shop/store i work at and i keep trying to find excuses to be outside when he comes home

it’s 3 am and you’re blasting off classic rock at full volume and your music taste might be awesome but sOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP YOU SHITHEAD

my best mate somehow fucked up my tv and tonight is the season premiere of this show i really really like and no livestream will work on my computer so will you please let me watch it on your tv i promise i’ll go back to my flat once it’s over

look i’m glad you have a healthy sex life and all but will you please try not to pierce a hole through my ceiling with your bed thanks

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picture it: freya and ingrid getting freddie to listen to bsb and all the 90′s boybands. now picture: the three of them at home chillin’ and just singing to bye bye bye and freddie surprising them by knowing all the words to no scrubs + baby, one more time.

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𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 !

For the tough-hearted who wants incredible angst that could fit either a platonic and/or romantic scenarios. Feel free to change the pronouns / sentence structure according to your preferences!    TRIGGER WARNING:  Mentions of deaths.

i. leaving / left.

“Wait, you’re leaving…?”

“[Name] just told me. You’re gonna leave?”

“…where are you going?”

“I didn’t wanna believe [Name], but you’re really leaving, huh.”

“I don’t understand why you didn’t tell me sooner.”

“I don’t know what to say, do you want me to wish you good luck or something? ‘Cause I hate this. I hate every part of this.”

“I don’t… I don’t want to let you go.”

“Please don’t go.”

“Why can’t you stay?”

“Is it because of me? Am I not enough?”

“Did I do something wrong?”

“You have to let go of me.”

“No, no, just — just one second longer, please. Let me hug you for one more second—”

“No, don’t tell me it’s okay, it’s not okay, you’re leaving me!”

“…will you be gone long?”

“You won’t come back, will you?”

“There’s the train / plane / taxi. I — I gotta go.”

“You’re really not saying goodbye?”

“All you left me was a letter, saying you’re sorry. You’re pathetic.”

“If you love me, please don’t go.”

“I’m really trying not to put my abandonment issues on you, but I’m fucking scared, okay? I’m scared you’ll leave. And you are.”

ii. dying / died.

“Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Hold on. This can’t be real, can it? You can’t be… You can’t be dying.”

“This is some sick joke, right? You’re not really sick. This is some kind of prank? ‘Cause— cause this isn’t funny, [Name], you can’t—”

“No, no, no, I love you, please — please come back.”

“No, please, no. Don’t fall asleep. No, open your eyes, come on, look at me—”

“I wish we had more time.”

���Every day I come in here knowing that one of these days that damn bed will be empty and every time, I feel like screaming and wishing I could tell the universe to take me instead, but they won’t. It’s you. They’re taking you. So tell me how I’m supposed to live with that?”

“You die, I die.”

“I don’t think I can go home knowing I won’t see you around anymore.”

“You’ll be fine. You’ll be okay. You’re just a little cold. Right?”

“I’m sorry I didn’t do much before. I would’ve taken you everywhere. I would’ve loved you right.”

“I wish you could’ve just broken my heart in the normal way. At least you’d be alive.”

“I’m telling the nurse I’m staying by your side tonight. I don’t care if it’s not allowed, I’ll fight them.”

“We’re running out of time.”

“Anything’s better than this. Than you, gone. What am I supposed to do without you, huh?”

“Listen to me, you are the most important person in my life. I’m sorry you’re going through this.”

“I don’t want you to see me like this…”

“If you must die, die knowing your life was my life’s best part.”

“Maybe in another life.”

“The doctors said I don’t have much time left. I - I’m sorry.”

“I just saw you. You were — you were laughing. You can’t be gone.”

iii. separating / separated.

“So, this is it, huh?”

“…for all it’s worth, I loved you. So much.”

“I’m sorry for what I did.”

“You deserve better. You always have.”

“Tell me this isn’t you breaking up with me.”

“I still remember the first time I saw you…”

“Please don’t cry, please, I—”

“C’mon baby, don’t — don’t make this harder than it is.”

“Don’t cry with me, stupid. I thought this was mutual.”

“I can’t believe you’re breaking my heart like this.”

“We had a good run, didn’t we? We really loved each other, right?”

“IT’S OVER, DO YOU HEAR ME?! WE’RE DONE!”

“If you show your face around me the second time, I will kill you.”

“Who would’ve thought we’d ended up here. Hating each other.”

“We were… we were so in love.”

“It’s not even about the other person, it’s us okay? It’s us. We’re a problem.”

“I don’t wanna hurt you. Not more than this. I’m sorry.”

iv. miscommunication.

“You fucking ignored me. You didn’t even tell me why!”

“So now that you’re in deep shit, you suddenly remember me again? How convenient!”

“Fuck you! FUCK YOU! I NEEDED YOU! AND YOU WEREN’T THERE!”

“I don’t know why we stopped talking. I wish you would just tell me.”

“You won’t even look me in the eyes anymore.”

“Did I really hurt you that bad? I didn’t know.”

“You never said anything! Every time you’re angry or sad, you just kept it in!”

“I never knew what you were thinking.”

“I’m so tired of reaching out only to realise I’m grasping on thin air.”

“Why can’t we just talk like we used to?”

“Things were so easy back then.”

“You’re not the same person I knew.”

“…I still care about you, you know.”

“You just left. I didn’t why. I didn’t know what happened.”

“I wish things were different.”

“You’re giving me the cold shoulder again. How typical.”

“You know what you did wrong? You didn’t believe me.”

“I just wanted you to be there. I just wanted to know that I wasn’t alone. And you failed.”

“Look, can we… can we not talk about this now? Please?”

“I’ve been trying to talk to you, but it’s like I’M TALKING TO A BRICK WALL!”

v. betrayal / betrayed.

“I trusted you.”

“You trust me? Honey, that’s your fault.”

“You’re looking at me like I’m your biggest mistake. I already know I am.”

“You fucking manipulated me. You made me believe you.”

“So all those times we spent together? That was, what, for show?”

“I thought… I thought we were friends.”

“I thought we had something special.”

“You were like a brother to me!”

“I never really had anybody before. But then you came. I shouldn’t have known even you would screw me over.”

“SCREW YOU! DON’T EVER SHOW YOUR FACE TO ME AGAIN!”

“You’re not even moving. You’re THAT shocked that I did this to you? You must’ve really trusted me.”

“I — I didn’t want to. But I had to.”

“It wasn’t easy, you know? I… I really liked you.”

“Oh, stop playing victim. You had this coming.”

“You’ve always treated me like shit! And now you’re surprised I would do this to you?!”

“It wasn’t all fake, what we had. You were just not my endgame.”

“I can’t believe I shared my food with you. Turned out, you’re just a scheming scumbag, like the rest of them!”

“It’s my fault. I put my faith in you. They warned me not to.”

“Believe you? Yeah. The last time I did went SO well.”

“I’d rather walk into an ongoing traffic than to trust you again.”

“I let you into my life and you did this…? I should’ve known.”

“Please tell me this isn’t true. You wouldn’t do this to me, would you? Would you?”

vi. misc scenarios.

[Text] I hate you. 

[Text] I keep calling you hoping you’d pick up. Or text you, hoping you’d reply. But I know you won’t.

[Text] I’ve still got your stuff. What should I do about it?

[Text] I wish I could say I hate you, but we both know I’m lying.

[Text] I don’t wanna fight, I wanna see you.

[Text] I know we’re not talking, but I miss you.

[Text] Dumbass. I’ve always loved you. Leaving you was the hardest thing I ever did.

[Text] I wish it didn’t end the way it did.

[Text] I’ll always have your back. Even after everything, okay? Always.

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THE VAMPIRE DIARIES ( BEST OF SEASON 1 ) SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ i predicted obama, i predicted heath ledger and i still predict florida will break off and turn into little resort islands ! ❜

❛ i knew i’d find you here with the crackheads. ❜

❛ hey, pete wentz called, he wants his nail polish back. ❜

❛ it’s easy ! boy likes girl, girl likes boy. sex. ❜ 

❛ it’s a little kitschy for my taste. ❜ 

❛ we both know the closest you’ll get to humanity is when you rip it open and feed on it. ❜

❛ he wants to make your life miserable, it’s how he enjoys his. ❜

❛ when you lose someone, it stays with you, always reminding you of how easy it is to get hurt. ❜

❛ that’s for me to know and you to — dot dot dot. ❜ 

❛ i’ve become my worst enemy — the authority figure. ❜ 

❛ is this the whole witch mojo thing? ❜

❛ — while you stand there, looking like one of those little yard trolls. ❜

❛ you hate me, because you loved her. ❜

❛ some girls just can’t resist my good looks, my style, my charm, and my unflinching ability to listen to taylor swift. ❜

❛ this is john varvatos, dude. ❜

❛ what’s so special about this bella girl? edward’s so whipped. ❜

❛ ah, i miss anne rice, she was so on point. ❜ 

❛ doesn’t it always come down to the love of a woman? ❜ 

❛ boy, this country sure has dumbed down in the last hundred years. ❜

❛ you’re dead, dude, get over it. ❜

❛ it’s cool not growing old. i like being the eternal stud. ❜

❛ this is my fault, i planted doubt - i’m a doubt planter ! ❜

❛ what, did you fedex it to rome? where is it? ❜

❛ aw, don’t get blood on the couch ! ❜

❛ why are you just standing there? that is a girl who clearly wants to be chased. ❜

❛ don’t look at me with those judgy little eyes. ❜

❛ don’t listen to him. he walks on a moral plane way out of our eye line. ❜

❛ good morning to you, little miss ‘ i’m on a mission.’ ❜ 

❛ don’t be bitter, it provokes wrinkles. ❜ 

❛ i’m shallow. i am worse than shallow, i’m a kiddie pool. ❜

❛ vampires can’t procreate, but we love to try. ❜       

❛ sorry i can’t unhinge my jaw like a snake to consume alcohol. ❜ 

❛ lesbian friend necklace? ‘cause we’re freaky like that? ❜

❛ i’m a terrible awful person, but i’m working on it. ❜

❛ if i see something i haven’t seen before, i’ll throw a dollar at it. ❜ 

❛ you’re like mulder, except hotter, and a girl.❜ 

❛ it’s hard for me to show kindness to people that hate me. i’m not that evolved. ❜

❛ there’s no way in hell that i’m going to play the role of your little minion. ❜

❛ i love to see a man drown his sorrows. it’s so sexy. ❜

❛ i’ve accepted the fact that you’re a self-serving psychopath with no redeeming qualities. ❜

❛ now is not the time to be the lone ranger. ❜

❛ what you say and what you do are typically two very different things. ❜

❛ perfect, we’ll just add it to the growing list of how everything’s falling apart. ❜

❛ you know, i really liked you a whole lot better when you hated everybody. ❜

❛ do you want to hear the bad news or the really bad news? ❜

❛ you seem awfully chipper lately, less doom and gloom. ❜

❛ ah, nostalgia’s a bitch. ❜

❛ my actions, what i do, is not your fault. i own them, they belong to me. you are not allowed to feel my guilt ! ❜

❛ you’ve successfully cured him of anything that was interesting about his personality. ❜

❛ ooh, i can smell the judgment coming off of you. ❜

❛ i do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? it sends a message. ❜ 

❛ i think you should stop with the flirty little comments and that eye thing you do. ❜ 

❛ oh, there’s only one do-gooder hero role available.❜

❛ i’m a vampire, what’s your excuse? ❜ 

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⛧◟.•°* BLAZEDROSES / ANDREA.

“   who says i’m hiding it?   ”   andrea spoke, continuing her menace that would eventually   (   probably   )   blow up in her face.   “   it doesn’t involve mom. it involves grandma. i may or may not have set her up on a blind date,   ”   again, idiotic and reckless, but that’s the beauchamp way!   “   with a professor who’s trying to fail me, but y’know, a slip of romance into his drink goes a long way.   —   how dead do you think i’m gonna be?   ” 

❛ oh, Oh. andrea, you can’t — your grandma’s gonna lose it. ❜ facial expression grows serious despite the playful tone. it’s short lived as a small laugh escapes his lips before offering a full smile. sitting up fully he moves over giving her the room to sit if she wants. ❛ kidding, she’ll likely lecture you though because of how you’re failing but setting her up on a blind date? well, i’m sure you’re not the first— her sister is wendy. not to mention your aunt freya— she probably came up with all sorts of things growing up. ❜

he excludes his eldest sister— her mother knowing she likely never did such a thing growing up— a fact he’s more than okay with. someone besides his mother needed to be the responsible one. ❛ what class are you failing? ❜

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❛ you know, just because my eyes are closed doesn’t mean i’m oblivious to things. I know you’re up to something ❜ voice muffled he looks up and over to her, blue eyes meeting hers before speaking again, ❛ mind telling me what you need? you know, because if your mom shows up i can cover for you. ❜

⛧◟.•°* @blazedroses / sc.

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❛ i know you know what i am. and i’m pretty sure i know what you are but— ❜ his sentence is cut short. he knows the stories between their kinds and he’s not stupid in thinking the other will magically trust him but he’s not like the group of people he’s with. he has compassion. has a caring bone in his body as the expression is stated and he wants to help. ❛ i’m not here to hurt you —i want to help. will you let me? ❜

⛧◟.•°* @bornmonster / sc.

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❛ what if someone else did the spell? ❜ he’d been trying to find a loophole to personal gain since he arrived. he understood why it needed to be a thing and he respected it (especially in the house of another) but that didn’t stop him from being curious. Eyes light up almost at the idea he’s spoken before finishing his thought ❛ i mean, for example, say— you were up for promotion. if i cast a spell or made the potion— and you got the job would it still be personal gain? because i look at it as a friend helping out a friend. and you couldn’t know about the spell or whatever because then like you’d know and you’d have to say no or something. ❜

he knows rambled— a habit formed years ago. a tick that showed when he got excited or couldn’t find just the words to say. still, letting blue eyes meet hers he smiles a little before letting his voice bubble to the surface once more, ❛ we can try it out? maybe help one of your sister’s out or somethin’. with something small of course— just in case, it doesn’t work. ❜

⛧◟.•°* @orbinglight / sc.

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❛ i know how to control it! i’m not a total idiot, ❜ tone suggests otherwise before hands are thrown in the air and a huff escapes his lips. ❛ why is it so important anyways? it’s not like i’m going to go out and hurt someone. ❜

⛧◟.•°* @unworthyheart / sc.

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*POINTS AT MY MUTUALS* : you should click the ♡ for a thing !

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“Morning After” starters

as requested by anon. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

Sexy

“Feel like another round?”

“You were great last night…”

“Wow, you look even better in the daylight.”

“My clothes look better on you than they do on me.”

“I had no idea you were into that stuff…I’m glad I found out.”

“We didn’t even get to use the toys last night.”

“You should play with my hair some more…”

“I don’t remember ever having this many hickeys. But I don’t mind.”

“That was a workout.”

“I don’t know your name. But you can share it with me, so I know what to scream this time.”

“The fun doesn’t have to end.”

“I think I can convince you to stay…”

“Don’t pretend like you’re asleep. Should I find a way to wake you up?~”

“We could order pizza and just stay like this all day.”

“I love your bedhead.”

Awkward

“Oh no…what did we do?”

“Hi! You need to leave.”

“I’m sorry…who are you?”

“Ugh…I drank so much.”

“I can’t believe I did this again.” / “I can’t believe we did this again.”

“Where are your clothes?”

“…I’m sore in such weird places.”

“Hey, sorry! I’m gonna go. Right now.”

“You didn’t seem like you were having such a bad time last night.”

“Someone’s coming. Is that your mom/partner/spouse/etc.?”

“I think this was a mistake.”

“*trying to sneak out while half-dressed*”

“Your foot is in my face.”

“Did we use protection?”

“*sees ___ and screams*”