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Smug

He’s such a smug piece of poo. He’ll do something and you’ll never no it’s him until you see him with a small smirk on his face. BUT REALLY, YOU’LL NEVER KNOW.

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If you have the time, please check out this book of poetry.

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APH Norway As The Things I’ve Said.

“Mom...where...where’s the butter?”

“SORRY HOE. I HAVEN’T HAD MY MORNING COFFEE. DON’T TALK TO ME.”

“I mean, yeah, I’m pretty gay.”

“Trolls are real. I swear-”

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Heck yeah!

Elf Ears

Nor has elf ears, but his insecure butt uses magic to cover that up. He’s very insecure about his ears. Don’t ever ask him about it.

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10/10 debating whether or not I should make this an ask Nor blog as well as a headcanon blog. hmmm...

*andmaybeanrpblogtoowhoknows* WHAT

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I’m freaking dead bro. That’s amazing.

Hetavision Headcanons (2) (My favourite)

Norway cursed Alexander to be immortal after Idol 2005. He wanted to curse him to a vampire but heaven knows he already looks like a gypsy, why make him even more of a vampire. Plus, he couldn’t say no to his constant need of cake. So he just cursed him to be immortal, that explains why he hasn’t aged in awhile

Also, whenever he comes to visit just to practice violin or play video games (he usually does this with Iceland or Belarus), Norway loved cracking up the Ryback puns at him

And he hates it… Like, A LOT

Alex: I’ll see you soon!

Norway: I guess it means you’ll be RYBACK?:D

Alex: Norway I swear to god if you don’t stop the puns right now, this violin is going up your ass

Norway: I should start calling you RyBACK

Alex: NORWAY STOP

Norway: Nope

Alex: STOP OR THERE IS NORWAY OSLO 2019 WOULD BE HAPPENING ANYTIME SOONER!

Norway: … Did you just use a Norway pun on me?

Alex: Yeah, that’s what I thought *leaves*

Norway: *cries*

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Elf Ears

Nor has elf ears, but his insecure butt uses magic to cover that up. He’s very insecure about his ears. Don’t ever ask him about it.

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MY FAVORITE NORICE SCENARIO IS ICELAND GIVING NOR SWEET AND TENDER KISSES WHEN HE'S FALLING ASLEEP

Yes. It’s my favorite too. Nor loves it.

HE’LL ALSO PRETEND TO FALL ASLEEP, THEN IF ICE STOPS HE’LL “WAKE UP” AND PROBABLY ASK ICE FOR MORE KISSES.

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I am team suffering m8, not sorry (?)

😂😂😂😂

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@estiivate

I couldn’t help myself

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Things that make him upset and hard to approach.

Things that make him upset: His insecurities becoming reality. 

Things that make him hard to approach: The face he makes when he hasn’t had enough coffee. Or when he gets into a heated argument and you can see steam coming from his head.

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Does Nor have any fear?

Yes. One of them is probably having another butter crisis. 

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Is there a favorite place in his own house where he likes to spend his time the most?

Yes. His couch

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BY 空 Brooklyn Blue PERMISSION TO UPLOAD THIS WAS GIVEN BY THE ARTIST.

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I knew it. XD

On a sale of 1-10, how gay is Nor? 👀 XD

is that a question? you’re underestimating Nor, he is 1000000% gay. He broke the scale

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Last one (for now). What are his favorite passtimes? ~

Pastime activities. Knitting, reading, writing really cheesy love poems, looking up food recipes on Pinterest, and going on Twitter to retweet a bunch of food images.

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Does Norway have insecurities? Which are those?

Yes, he does! I like to think that Nor has pointy ears, there not too noticeable but when someone does notice he starts hating himself for it. He’ll cover his ears and just start trying to leave the scene. Another thing he feels incredibly insecure about is his smile. He feels as if his smile is too unnatural, but really it’s a very precious thing (I also like to think that he smiles for the people he trusts and loves the most). 

(I might make a full post on insecurities soon :o ).