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new chapter is up!! kai-focus this time :)

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new chapter is up!! kai-focus this time :)

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sometimes i think back to when i was like 17 writing meet again and stressing constantly because i thought i wasn't writing fast enough. now im like how the fuck did i write 125k words in two years while in hs + uni and also working like 26 hrs a week. was i insane

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cole aura farming

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hi everyone!! sorry for the very very long wait. i have finally posted a new chapter of shark bait :)

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being a comic fan is fun because i can stop caring about it for like a year, then pop back into it and have a wonderful amount of issues to catch up on

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The Scheming Advisors' Group Chat

TreacherousVizier: Anybody else think the King's glass could do with a little… additives? 😈😈😈 (🍷 5) (😈 7) (👍 4)

UnfavouredSecondSon: Father seems so weak lately. Why, he might even perish from a single stumble! (😈 6) (👍 7) (👞 3)

NefariousJester: Ho-ho-ho! Tricks and games my liege might play, but for his sins he may well pay! (👍 3)

TorridTurncoat: It is such an honour to serve as His Majesty's closest friend for so many years! Why, the court is so fond of me that they would never suspect the knife in his back to be planted from my trusted palm! (😈 10) (🗡️ 9) (👍 8)

RighteousSquire: Any body else want to get up bright and early so we might protect His Holiness from the first moments of dawn? 😇😊 (👎 14) (😠 15) (🗡️ 16)

[RighteousSquire has been kicked]

BackstabBot: @RighteousSquire has been added to List: "Guys we gotta get rid off" (👍 8)

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When my plan for a third worldist maoist revolution succeeds, every Usamerican shall be forced to attend geography classes

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a white guy from america treats going to japan like a pilgrimage to mecca. and when he gets there all he’s gonna do is buy an SNES game he can’t play when he gets home

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Ninjago Legends: Monstrosity

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we need to stand up stop being ashamed of our lightning powers and start killing people with them indiscriminately

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imagine living in ponyville and it's nice and quiet and then some purple cunt moves in and shit starts happening every week and raising ur property value

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going back in time and convincing Allison Bechdel to pursue a career in drawing the lesbian version of ugly bastard hentai instead of semi autobio newspaper strips and when I come back to the modern day the soviet union has won the cold war

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I’m cryinggg

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modern empath crisis of faith

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going to draw ninjago stuff.like it's the 2010s still