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i think a really funny project that a statistics professor could have their class do is like. put a bunch of random, patently untrue demographic statements into a hat. "the most popular tv show among white men ages 24-27 is Bluey." "the majority of business majors are middle children." "bisexual women love hot chips." and each student picks one out of the hat and you gotta like. design a whole study and survey a group of people to specifically achieve that result. you have to prove it true. by whatever means necessary. you have to construct the most biased study possible and wrangle in your exact demographic to make that statement a statistical reality. i think people would learn a lot.

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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”

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i know her heart was in the right place but my mom wrote this in the funniest way possible

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May all Date Everything fanart artist who draw plus size characters with actual plus size traits be blessed ✨✨✨✨

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Thank you, Snoop Logg...

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ready for another day of torturing myself and wasting my own time

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*cools ur dashboard down*

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i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this

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"who said that" is my ult fav thing to say ever after saying something insane

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you can listen to closer by nine inch nails

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you can follow me for the fandom you enjoy but watch out

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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The ancient sumerians had everything they needed to make an addams family pinball machine and yet they didnt

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Tumblr 2021: he is SO soppinf wet, my scrimpy little fiction boy

Tumblr 2025: sodomizing and spanking that man #TheCharacter

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“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.