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i can be trusted with firearms

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rule

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collecting graphic crime scene and accident photos but shaking my head and frowning so God knows my fascination is objective and not prurient

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i love zero day but man why are some of y'all reposting hitler fanart, let's discuss

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand NBK. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of 90s politics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Mickey's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike NBK truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Mickey's existencial catchphrase "Do you believe in fate?," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Oliver Stone's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a NBK tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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i wish i could find that photo where it's a dude in a kmfdm shirt and the back says "i am not a school shooter" its so funny 😭😭 need it

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"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

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Literally what did olivia laing say about loneliness leading to more loneliness. Loneliness being so repulsive that people sense it from you and stay away. Crazy crazy

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testosterone does lowkey make you sexually evil i mean look at me. i would fuck an airplane

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favorite hobby uhh probably telling random TikTok users im severely mentally ill and I can’t get help and it’s all their fault and they’re awful whenever they tell me my profile is cringe/edgy

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wound tending is everything. unparalleled intimacy. let me care for you. let me touch the skin around your open flesh. let me stain my hands with your blood. let me get close and breathe in the same air as you and stare into your eyes for a few seconds too long. let me make you think of me every time you see the bandage, or scar

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self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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Andre and Cal should not be dating ANYONES daughters

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i'm so curious as to why the sexualization of mass killers is a largely female phenomenon, i wonder if there are any papers on this

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im sure this means nothing