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Harvesting my wheat

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be so real with me if I were on total drama island and I fucked up so bad would you vote me off. I'm talking like I fucked up really bad. like unforgivably

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the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

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Hey you think necromancy would be more accepted if used for morally good things? Like reuniting orphans with their parents or bringing back dead pets? I’m ignoring what happened last time with the undead pets.

why would you use necromancy for morally good things. what is wrong with you. you are ruining necromancy

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i wish mistborn was more popular bc i think kelsier is primo tumblr bait. he's a smartass bastard con artist who hired a little freak teenage girl for a heist and immediately swerved into being her adoptive dad. his immediate first instinct upon meeting a god was a solid right hook and he has repeated this at least twice more. he refuses to stop fucking up everyone elses plans and will die if he goes more than 12 hours without making a Devious Plot of some sort. hes started at least three religions/cults that revere him.

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animated the "It's okay not to smile" scene from chapter 4

youtube link

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Love what’s going on at the Vatican

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my jar doesn't even have a twig in it. and no one has fed me in so long. and the holes in the lid aren't big enough so it gets really stuffy in here. i'm starting to get real pissed off

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got me good with this whole email address thing. you make email account as child for one purpose neopets.com and now all this. bait and switch. not nice.

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the innkeeper tells my valiant and brooding sword-wielding companion that there is only one bed. luckily ☝️ i never go anywhere without my Therm-a-Rest NeoAir XLite NXT Sleeping Pad (size regular/short, 11.5oz)

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Magic the Gathering is doing an original outer space magical sci fi setting next and dropped preview art of what APPEARS to be the sickest fucking dragon that will ever exist in media ever again, and I know you're thinking, "nah, it can't be that cut and dry, there's a LOT of raw as hell dragons out there, and I, a more experienced dragon aficionado, already have a counter-example locked and loaded for the contentious comment I expect to leave once this dragon of yours fails to knock my socks off as much as the blorbo in question," but while it is okay to think that, you might actually stop thinking that and instead think the same thing I just said about this dragon once you have looked at it. at the picture of the dragon.

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I would be a really good absent father

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it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat

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DJ Bodyhorror has the whole club pulsating and throbbing

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spamton as a phenomenon was really funny. he shows up in chapter 2 and is just the most fucked up thing ever. i want to play a game looking motherfucker. crawls out of a dumpster and starts having a breakdown in front of you and then tries to kill you and then later tries to kill you again. within a year there's a million 20k word selfship fanfics about just forcibly washing him