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nosebeep · 1 month ago
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Game of Thrones barely scratches the surface of the television I have not watched.
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nosebeep · 1 month ago
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Husband called me into the bedroom to show me the tag on our mattress cover, he was very proud.
“This seems like something tumblr will like! It’ll get you all the notes…ReTumbls? It’ll get you all the ReTumbls.”
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nosebeep · 2 months ago
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nosebeep · 2 months ago
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Teen LGBT Squad
Another Hometar Runner fancomic for pride month, this time starring the Teen Girl Squad.
This was mostly an excuse to make that “ow mein kampf” joke
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nosebeep · 2 months ago
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As a society we have benefited so much from successful public health measures that we now have the privilege of declaring that we must not need them anymore
Bitch before enriched flour, neural tube defects like spina bifida were far more common. Even now, spina bifida clinicians and researchers are begging to have salt and maize fortified to reach groups that don’t use as much flour. Before iodized salt, the United States had a fucking GOITER BELT. Eleven years after the introduction of fluoridated water, a city in Michigan found the rate of dental caries among school children dropped a staggering 60%— in an era where tooth decay regularly fucking killed people
I’m literally not even going to start on vaccines, which are among the most successful and robustly studied public health measures in world history
You might say “oh well today we all have access to vitamins and toothpastes and dentists so we don’t need those things in our food supplies” and boy do white people on social media loooove to fucking say that. But here’s the thing: no, people don’t all have easy access to those things. That’s privilege talking yet again
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nosebeep · 2 months ago
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nosebeep · 2 months ago
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Reblog if you’re 30 or older
This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!
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nosebeep · 3 months ago
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nosebeep · 4 months ago
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part of being an ally to trans men is not being a dick to cis men for their appearance btw
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nosebeep · 4 months ago
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nosebeep · 4 months ago
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nosebeep · 4 months ago
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nosebeep · 4 months ago
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She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg
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nosebeep · 5 months ago
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nosebeep · 5 months ago
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nosebeep · 6 months ago
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nosebeep · 6 months ago
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