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本日も着物。６月ですが雨で陽光もないので、家だし大伯母の茶箱の羽織でも着てみようかと。

I'm wearing kimono also today. And I try to wear one of "haori" in the tealeaves storage of my grandant, because it's raining and a little bit cold today.

膝まである銘仙の長羽織。

縫い糸が古くなっていて、ビリっと行ったところを縫直し。

いやぁ柄on柄なのに、合うのが不思議な大正風。。。

This is a long type of haori having a knee length. I had swen some points as sewing yarns were too old and broken. This may be close to the Taisho Modern style (the early of 20th).

なおこの銘仙、パイナップル柄ですの🍍

And, this haori is ananas design!

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Sakura Spring

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Mesmerizing needlework for this modern summer obi with ayame (iris) and hagi (bushclover) embroidered in metallic threads.

The embroidery is so beautifully textured it actually look like beadwork from afar:

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Kimono (Kosode), Japan, 1840-1860

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Antique summer outfit featuring a blue stripes kimono patterned with shirasagi (white heron) flying alongside karasu (crow). It's paired an obi depicting huge yatsude (paperplant) leaves.

“Sagi to karasu” (to call a heron a crow) is a parable meaning bending the reason of something, even though it is clearly incorrect (=insisting that something that is clearly white is black). A synonym is “yuki to sumi” (snow and charcoal).

It seems the expression also refers to the black and white stones used to play go.

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Serene seaside scenery for this antique kimono, showing gulls flying over aboshi (drying fishnets, propped up with a pole), with nadeshiko (fringed pinks) in the foreground.

Background has scattered seigaiha (ancient pattern symbolizing waves).

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Oh hey, I see you installed a camera here too! Didja miss us? :3

....

いいえ。

(No.)

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FACKYU!

あなたのクソに対処する時間がありません！

(I don’t have time to deal with your shit!)

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I want to make Samurai Abstinence Patrol a real band, and our first song will be called The ABC’s of STD’s

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New NSP video got me like

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その言葉を食べさせてやる！ 私たちの大義を理解してくれる人を見つけます! ただ待ってください！

(I WILL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS! WE WILL FIND PEOPLE THAT UNDERSTAND OUR CAUSE! JUST YOU WAIT!)

I'm a little late but happy anniversary! Nsp told the fans about your battle 8 years ago this month🎉🎉

Here's a little anniversary present: outfits inspired by you guys:

ありがとう、お嬢さん。

(Thank you, miss.)

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さっきおれなんて呼んだの？！

(WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME???)

I'm a little late but happy anniversary! Nsp told the fans about your battle 8 years ago this month🎉🎉

Here's a little anniversary present: outfits inspired by you guys:

ありがとう、お嬢さん。

(Thank you, miss.)

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....不可能。 これはすべて...

(….Impossible. All of this…)

....不可能です!!

(IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!)

バリー！ 援軍が必要だ！ 今！ スパンデックスを着た道化が汚物と欲望の言葉を国中に広めるのを私は許しません！

(Barry! We need reinforcements! now! I will not allow a clown in spandex to spread the word of filth and lust throughout the land!)

どうやって？

(how?)

どうでもいいよ！ この惑星からその汚れを打ち砕くことができるように、何人かの戦士を見つけてください!

(I DON'T CARE HOW! FIND SOME WARRIORS SO I CAN CRUSH THAT STAIN FROM THIS PLANET!)

...オーケー

(ok)

I'm a little late but happy anniversary! Nsp told the fans about your battle 8 years ago this month🎉🎉

Here's a little anniversary present: outfits inspired by you guys:

ありがとう、お嬢さん。

(Thank you, miss.)

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....一体それは誰ですか?

(who the hell is that?)

それは…おれすか？

(Is that... me?)

I'm a little late but happy anniversary! Nsp told the fans about your battle 8 years ago this month🎉🎉

Here's a little anniversary present: outfits inspired by you guys:

ありがとう、お嬢さん。

(Thank you, miss.)

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反対側からの同盟者、うーん？ Ninja Sex Party を支援する軍隊がいるとは知りませんでした...

(Allies from the other side, hmm? I didn't know there was an army supporting the Ninja Sex Party...)

have you two had the pleasure of meeting the legendary band known as TWRP?

いいえ、おれこれらに会ったことがありません…そもそも彼らは何ですか?

(No, I've never met these...what are they anyway?)

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あなたは今私たちのドメイン内にいます

(You have infiltrated the blog of the world's least sexiest rap group: Samurai Abstinence Patrol)

(You can give offerings to/ask Arin Neverbone, Samurai Barry, and Suzi here.)

(But be careful.)

(Arin has a short temper)

(click here to access NSP's blog)