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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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😭 is the best emoji it can be ironic it can be sincere it can be laughter it can be sobbing it’s literally the whole spectrum of human emotion

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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I procrastinate so much that I have a gaping hole of dread inside my chest where I think my other emotions are supposed to go. unless a potential employer is reading this, in which case I don’t do that & I have all the normal emotions that human beings have & I love capitalism

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Uncle and niece bonding time they made cookies

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eternal ass june ive already reincarnated 10,000 lives this month

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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real

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Customer: MY CAR IS ALL BLACK, REFERRING TO THE BLACK PLAGUE DMV: POOR TASTE/ BUBONIC PLAGUE Verdict: ACCEPTED

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armand living his best life

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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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ai generating my suicide note cause I couldn't think of anything

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id die for the internet archive over my country

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“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far