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morning pill parade. well morning for me bc i called in sick of this shit

pill thats good for prediabetes or pcos or something? ive seen no evidence of that so idk why i take this. just to shit regular i guess

magnesium supplement to prevent eye twitches

prenatal vitamin. idk why i got this instead of a regular multivitamin or what it does different

heartburn preventative bc i use straight vinegar as a condiment on a lot of foods and then drink the vinegar at the end. and that is obviously catching up with me

calcium gummy tho i drink a lot of milk. love milk. counteracts all the vinegar

cranberry pill bc i got like 2 back to back utis

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you know whats kind of crazy about naruto is there's a whole ass vampire running around. but they don't appear to have that concept so everyone's like oh, he's a really, really evil ninja ... ?

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my spouse has us watching naruto and death note. has anyone heard of this japanese animation stuff? it's not bad

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joke: watsonian explanation

broke: doylist explanation

woke: implied watsonian explanation based on doylist explanation

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genuinely have a hard time understanding how this happens. constant drama? with the ai?

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my wife came home from target with one of those halloween tshirts that has like a kind of bela lugosi but not really DRACULA! movie poster on the front and said "i know you don't condone his actions"

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you tell these people a million times to go through the vág valley because literally every other road is completely overtaken by betyár and what do they do. take a wild fucking guess

workposting. whenever i'm trying to wrangle people to [fill out forms] or [review other people's forms on my schedule, without paying them] and getting pissed off, i experience epigenetic memories of transylvania 1571, where i am a bureaucrat attempting to navigate the treaty of speyer like. ugh the sultan's emissary didn't like our principality's gift of ten black stallions. can you believe that shit. yeah his excellence says they're not black enough

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saw together. my thoughts

1. i do think they probably ripped it off. for some reason these two have always seemed like the type. plus the original writer's STUDIO is the one who sued ... it seems unlikely that they would do that if there wasn't some documentation to support the plagarism

2. the script was the weakest part of the movie. cave element was sort of random and pointless. if anything can be the catalyst for this transformation, including nothing, then given the movie themes shouldn't the house be that catalyst? and the cult served what role? characters seemed to feel whatever the scene called for without it being clear what triggered what change. but the staging and like horror set pieces worked, which are not script dependant.

3. final shot of this movie completely hilariously collapsed any ambiguity and kind of erased all the framing + cinematography + imagery that i liked in the moment from my mind

4. theres a jump scare early on that looked really good but also was noticably different than the other scares, which to me tooked like practical contortionist or prosthetic shit. im convinced it was ai. i cant prove it but a woman knows

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ive had the craziest craving for hamburgers for like. a really long time. and eating a hamburger doesnt fix it but makes it more intense. atp i feel like i have some kind of vitamin deficiency

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read "unlock the power of fruit" on a bottle of juice and rendered speechless at the linguistic and philosophical underpinnings of that phrase. cathedrals everywhere etc

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workposting. this time of year (money distribution time) turns everyone into scheming court eunuchs

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no one way works by diane di prima

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i am so sick of being broke

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i want to get my lipomas removed and then chew on em

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Luca-asszony (Lady Lucia), a demonic figure of Hungarian folklore dressed as a bride for the ritual. St. Lucia Day, Csákány, Hungary, 1963. Photo: Ujváry Zoltán.

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my hair experiments have been a rousing success fyi