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it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

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WAIIIIIT 🧐🧐🧐

THIS ISNT GOOGLE 😂😂😂😂

how to continue your life after realizing you will always have a part of you missing and wrong

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how to continue your life after realizing you will always have a part of you missing and wrong

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"i was a transtrender" no you werent. you were just questioning your identity and then you decided that wasn't for you. that's a fucking healthy thing to do. fuck off lmao

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lostgluten . ive wanted this for my whole life

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NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.

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me trying to make a hit tweet: if i was made of candy i would call frotting “frosting.“ a funny little play on words you see. and lets say if you were made of candy id be chewing that bubble gum if you know what i mean.

small grey alien i have trapped in my wine cellar: the first one has potential. insert a joke about what you would call cum 6/10. second one is unclear and paints a grotesque and generally unpleasing mental image 2/10.

me: aw man... ill never be famous.. *kicks a can*

small grey alien: nooo dude dont say that maybe if you let me out of this wine cellar i could help you make even better xeets

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just letting everyone know this post has been cooking for 7 years and it'll finally post in 2028

its so old that when i click edit the corners of the boxes are still sharp

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i don’t trust the bookmark feature on instagram so for the past two years i’ve been saving funny reels by dm’ing them to the french president 💀

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HOW TO GET YOUR ACCOUNT BACK FROM RANDOM NIGHTMARE SURPRISE TERMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!

I woke up on sunday morning to find that my whole account had been terminated out of the blue. VERY DISTRESSING!!! if this has just happened to you, YOU CAN GET YOUR ACCOUNT RESTORED. the best part is, everything remains intact! your messages, asks, followers, posts, etc. don't fret!! they restored my account only a day after it had been terminated. usually, it takes one to two weeks for a response. HERE'S WHAT I DID!!!

it's important that you send a SUPPORT TICKET. don't randomly email them!!! go to https://www.tumblr.com/support and choose "terminated account" as your reason.

include the email of the account that got terminated. this makes it easier for them to recover it! if you can't send it from that email, just include it in the message.

include the following: to the best of your knowledge, you have re-read the site rules and you haven't broken any site guidelines. state how important your account is to you, and stress how thankful you are for their help in recovering it. BE POLITE. EVEN IF YOU'RE UPSET OR PISSED OFF!!!! it significantly ups your chances of being listened to. I included the phrase "I'm sure you understand the importance of this" which is corporatespeak for "FIX THIS OR SO HELP ME GOD" and that seemed to get their attention.

you can also @ support on tumblr with the issue, and @ them on another site (e.g. twitter). there's a chance they'll see and respond quicker! cover all your options. the reddit for tumblr account termination is no longer active so don't bother with that.

if they don't respond within a few days, reply to the confirmation email they sent after you sent in your request. follow up! ask for updates! reiterate the urgency of the situation! make sure you're not responding to an address with "noreply" in it!

REALLY HOPE THIS HELPS!!!! all is not lost you just gotta be STERN AND POLITE. it's terrifying to have your entire account vanish overnight but there is always hope okay. love you good luck

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most important part of being a hermitcraft fan is having a weird relationship with hermitgang in which you cant tell if you unironically enjoy the sound of middle aged minecraft players rapping or if its aura has just latched on to you like some kind of disease.

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one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

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things i’ve held this summer

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#tummyhurtnation