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I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.

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he's so normal

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i lit the match with a flick of the cleat from the league that hexed me

yeah i'll see you in hell cuz it's hell that sent me

as i walk out the door singing "next team, next team"

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spa day 🛀

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blaseball in the tumblr universe, part 3

🦆 peripheral-duck

i vant fucking fo this anymore i need to peave thr hellmputh. i hate moab i hate this state i need OUT i can't keep doijg this. im moving 6o fucking tennessee

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thank you to everyone asking if i am okay. i woke up from a nightmare in the middle of the night to see a lost soul from the hellmouth looking in my window.

#im not moving to tennessee #that was just the only place without a blaseball team i could think of #vent

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☎️ official-jessica-telephone

for the last time. i am not the real jessica telephone! this is just a funny name!!! please stop asking me about layna i do not know her!!!

#blaseball #and tbh some of y'all are weird about celebrity relationships! #i feel so bad for the real jessphone omg #you guys need to learn what boundaries are #blaseball players are still real fucking people and no one should have to tell you this

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The most recent BLASEBALL election. Not federal election. Sorry lmaooo

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Sometimes i remember blaseball first started when Ronald Reagan was president and it all makes sense for about ten seconds.

⚾️ blaseball

oh fr?

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???? Yes????

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and it restarted when trump was president and the majority of players are queer. anyone who says that's just a coincidence is willingly being dense. blaseball is so obviously a right wing psyop to eliminate the undesirables

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Now I'm not sure about all that.

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died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying

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i just know the rpf discourse in the blaseball universe goes crazy

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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

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Artist By 並木風磨

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^ wisdom from my cat who just stepped across my keyboard while i was trying to make a post

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can i go to your house on monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday and sunday

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Providing mercenary services as a love language