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when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

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saw someone tag a post about the guillotine with ‘say what you want about it, france never had another king’

pop quiz! what did france have after the revolution—perhaps a sort of super-king?

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maomao is my favorite "not like other girls" style protagonist bc for one shes a girls girl through and through. to the bone. and two she's just a weird little freak. absolute lunatic. they have the whole "omg she's actually beautiful and everyone falls for her when she's all made up" trope but the punchline is that she does not fucking want to look like that. she actively puts dirt on her face every day bc she does not want to be perceived as attractive (mostly out of fear of being used for sex work though at the same time she has the utmost respect for women who do sex work like she grew up in a brothel those are her sisters). she's Sherlock level smart and solves every mystery so fast but goes "well thats none of my business. anyway back to testing poisons on myself" she has the 2nd most powerful guy in the nation head over heels in love with her and is like "man this guy is weird around me what's his deal. I guess he's fine though because he gives me rare medicines and has no dick" fucking ICON i love her. also she once slapped someone so hard they fell on the floor. 10/10

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maomao when every important figure in the empire keeps asking for her help

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loaf with mama

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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

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Love the puns from Pun Hub

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fuck 4chan

fuck twitter

fuck reddit

fuck tumblr

and fuck you

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This is the worst timeline. (x)

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so you’re telling me pope francis died after meeting jd vance… starting a rumour that jd vance is the antichrist

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the philosophers of our time are on tumblr dot com

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do we think chocolate guy is gay?

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lol idk

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i love ‘em

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So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.