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kids are still depressed when you dress them up, syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup.

ind. carl grimes from the walking dead.

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kids are still depressed when you dress them up, syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup.

ind. carl grimes from the walking dead.

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kids are still depressed when you dress them up, syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup.

ind. carl grimes from the walking dead.

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tinypic made my captcha ‘five books’ that’s about how many volumes of the saviour arc i wanna throw at the show writers at the moment.

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the theme i’m trying to use on carl’s revamp is giving me a headache and chest pains bc nothing wants show up

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it was at this point, that amc knew, THEY FUCKED UP.

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My apologies, I just am confused where you are getting this information from, I'm not trying to rock the boat or anything, I just noticed a couple posts from a few people and I am a bit confused since 7x07 isn't even out yet?

lemme ‘splain a thing abt this fandom.spoilers get released real fuckin’ early and we know the entire plot of the episode way before it even airs.that’s how we know they fucked up.

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How did Judith ruin the show??

thank u to rain for the gif.UM MAYBE BECAUSE SHE’S BEING TREATED LIKE A PRINCESS AND HAS BASICALLY STOLEN CARL’S ENTIRE ARC WITH NEGAN.i know you probably didn’t intend it, but this question just pissed me off so much.i feel so bad for chandler, because he’s stuck in this goddamn situation and the poor kid just wants to go to college. like, did you see how miserable he’s looked at the recent cons?JUDITH GRIMES RUINED THE SHOW BECAUSE PEOPLE WHO HAVE ONLY BEEN FANS SINCE CARL STARTED GROWING UP COMPLAINED AND SAID HE WAS A WHINY BRAT AND THE CREW LISTENS TO THE FANS MORE THAN THEY CHOOSE TO FUCKING FOLLOW CANON.good. bye.

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i’m not watching the fucking show anymore. i have put up with carl being treated like shit for last goddamn time. all this fucking bullshit with carl getting pushed to the side and treated like a goddamn background character. excuse me while i revamp again and do what my friend rain is doing, which is making a more comic canon carl. i am boycotting this goddamn show now. thank you to judith the almighty motherfucking ray of sunshine little asskicker for fucking up my day.

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i’m offended. 

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You are not safe. No matter how many people are around, or how clear the area looks, no matter what anyone says, no matter what you think, you are not safe. It only takes one second. One second and it’s over. Never let your guard down, ever. I want you to promise me. I promise.

1.03 l 6.09

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Suicide Squad | Behind The Scenes + Jared Leto and Margot Robbie (club scene)

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The day will come when you won’t be.

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Rick when Carl gets home: 

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GAME GRUMPS ANTI-JOKES SENTENCE PACK!

❛ two antennas met on a roof and fell in love. the ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was INCREDIBLE! ❜ ❛ a jumper cable walks into a bar. the bartender says ‘i’ll serve you, BUT DON’T START ANYTHING!’ ❜ ❛ a dyslexic man walked into a bra. ❜ ❛ two cannibals are eating a clown. one says to the other, ‘DOES THIS TASTE FUNNY TO YOU?!’ ❜ ❛ deja moo: THE FEELING YOU’VE HEARD THIS BULL BEFORE. ❜ ❛ a man woke up in the hospital after a serious accident. he shouted ‘doctor, doctor! i can’t feel my legs!’ the doctor says, ‘I KNOW! I AMPUTATED YOUR ARMS!’ ❜ ❛ i went to seafood disco last week. I PULLED A MUSCLE. ❜ ❛ what do you call a fish with no eyes? A FSH! ❜ ❛ two fish swim into a concrete wall. one turns to the other and says, ‘DAM!’ ❜ ❛ a dwarf who was a mystic escaped from a jail. the call went out that there was a small medium at large. ❜ ❛ a man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says ‘A BEER, PLEASE! AND ONE FOR THE ROAD!’ ❜ ❛ why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?  ‘cause the pee is silent. ❜ ❛ what do you call a lesbian? a lickalotopus. ❜ ❛ what do you call a blind dinosaur? douthinkesaurus. ❜ ❛ what do you call a blind dinosaur’s dog? douthinkesaurus rex. ❜ ❛ have you heard the new drug that came out for people who are addicted to anal sex? it’s called trinoasatol. ❜ ❛ a horse walked into a bar. several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ❜ ❛ yo mama’s so fat, she should be concerned; because diabetes is a serious problem. ❜ ❛ why does michael j. fox make the best milkshakes? because he uses the finest ingredients. ❜ ❛ what do you call a black man on the moon? uhhh, an ASTRONAUT. ❜ ❛ a priest, a rabbi and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. the cleric, having abstained from alcohol due to religious constructions, does not drink; and his friends decide to do the same. they spend the night laughing and having a good time. ❜ ❛ what’s red and smells like blue paint? red paint. ❜ ❛ i still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. he said, ‘hey, how far d’you think i can kick this bucket?’ ❜ ❛ a man walks into a bar. his alcohol dependency is tearing this family apart. ❜ ❛ i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis... ❜ ❛ a gorilla walks into a bar and orders a martini. the bartender thinks this is a little peculiar, and then becomes aware that he is actually dreaming. he wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he just had. his wife just ignores him. the man rolls over and begins to sob, because he realises his marriage is in shambles. ❜ ❛  why didn’t jesus play hockey? because baseball and soccer are much more popular sports in mexico. ❜ ❛ what’s green and has wheels? GRASS! I LIED ABOUT THE WHEELS! ❜ ❛  what do a bicycle and a duck have in common? they both have handlebars, EXCEPT FOR THE DUCK! ❜ ❛ why couldn’t the dinosaur break through the brick wall? i dunno, i’m asking YOU the question. ❜ ❛  why did the old woman put rainbow rollerskates on her walker? she has dementia. ❜ ❛ and owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. the owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. the owl then eats the squirrel, because it’s a bird of prey. ❜ ❛ why isn’t helen keller a good driver? uh, SHE’S DEAD. ❜ ❛ why can’t dinosaurs talk? because they’re all dead. ❜ ❛ what’s the difference between a moodle and a banoodle? SKABOODLE! ❜

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@theirangel ( i wanted a cute christmastime thread not sorry )

                  And  he  sits  down  beside  Riley  after  placing  two  mugs  of  hot  chocolate  on  the  coffee  table.    Of  course,  Carl’s  drug  the  blanket  Lori  made  for  him  from  the  bedroom  to  wrap  around  himself  and  Riley,  but  that’s  not  really  important.    Wanting  to  snuggle,  Carl  pulls  his  legs  up  onto  the  couch,  even  if  it’s  hard  for  him  to  keep  them  there  and  stay  comfortable.                                 ❝  Hi  there,  Riley...    Topanga  made  us  hot  cocoa.    She  even  put  marshmallows  in  it.    D’you  wanna  snuggle  and  watch  a  Christmas  movie  or  something?  ❞

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