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.....hey where are my air fryer freaks at (affectionte)

girl who doesn't even own an air fryer... this out of context is also really funny to me

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Date Everything OC ideas...

Roomba - always knocking into things/gets lost around the house/falls down the stairs one time/gets caught on the carpet edges

Projector Night Light - little moons and stars/likes to sing lullabies/you kept them but no longer use them/hate ending you leave them in the attic to rot/nightmare dosn't like them maybe

Blender - loud/likes to show off how they can crush ice really well/DISTURBING THE PEACEEE/piss off the air fryer when he's trying to do his freak singing

Old Rotaty Phone - old man old man old man/he takes some time to dial/made friends with the night light and nostalgia

Answering Machine - dialogue interruptions/hate ending if you refuse to check your voicemails for too long/objects leaving petty messages for each other

Door Matt - lets people walk all over them/teach them not to be such a pushover

I thought of another one while at the supermarket

Sewing Kit - always fixing other people's problems but not their own/trying to get their bobby pins and stuff back from jerry

Sewing Machine - anger issues bc his needle is always breaking/depending what setting he's on more uptight or loose/becomes a tangled mess the sewing kit has to try help

So many possibilities how fun...

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Bribed my air fryer with candy but ngl kinda of liked it more when he hated me

cause I think he actually just hates himself for being really into that cheese pull or something, idk... freak.. I love him..

reloads for the epic enemies to lovers arc we could have

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I'm so sad I fumbled my air fryer

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so there's this AC unit right...

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guess what I'm playing rn

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Jonathan Crane is the ultimate goth girlfriend, send tweet

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In which he proceeds to tell me anyway

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AHAH yeah exactly *nod nod*

okay like I have limited knowledge of the bat fam but even I know this is not the correct robin okay maybe they just chillin' gossiping about Dick for sure not everything has to be romantic ok

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okay like I have limited knowledge of the bat fam but even I know this is not the correct robin okay maybe they just chillin' gossiping about Dick for sure not everything has to be romantic ok

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ROBIN LEAKED FOR FORTNITE!!!!!!!! YEAH!!! MANIFESTATION WORKS!!!!!!!!! I KEPT SAYING I WANTED ROBIN IN FORTNITE!!!

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ROBIN LEAKED FOR FORTNITE!!!!!!!! YEAH!!! MANIFESTATION WORKS!!!!!!!!! I KEPT SAYING I WANTED ROBIN IN FORTNITE!!!

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this is my discord banner

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trying not to laugh on the train to work bc he walks in, sees Croc, decides against going to the bar, heads to the vending machine instead then says that 😭😂💖🎃✨️🐊