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Me on a date: calls you both “babe” and “dude”
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you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
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if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them
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This is so me since I drive a Cherokee 😂👋🏼
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We should be Offroad but no were at work. #hardbody #Nissan #silverado #chevy #jeep #xj #cherokee #lifted #d21
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Happy 4/20 - Don’t Do Drugs
I smoked a weed once and now I can’t walk.
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This is why America needs to be more strict about gun control. This was Americas statistics for gun related incidents last year. They like to coin the phrase “its our 2nd amendment and we need to protect ourselves from a corrupt goverment.” Instead of worrying about the government they need to worry about themselves and fellow citizens because these guns that they all have seem to be killing more citizens then their worries about a corrupt government. #wakeupamerica #rantdrew by andrewjmilligan https://www.instagram.com/p/BEHr4-Gt70d/
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When sleeping through your morning classes becomes a very real concern.
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It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby, seeing as he’s both the green lantern and Deadpool.
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