not-a-limbi

[not-a-limbi]

What's a magic anon? Are you seriously saying that the people on this site can... change things about our life?

That is... terrifying to think about.

heres a box of 200 Wcorp limbis

*the box is empty with a portal in it*

[two hong lius jump in and come back out, one donning a large w corp hat and the other dragging an electric looking weapon with him. they're both giggling, though their right eyes are red..?]

[with no further explanation, a third hong lu is bitten on the arm, his eye welling red within a minute.]

"what in the- i- help. help, what- huh???"

"mehhhhhh?"

"i don't know either, femtanyl."

[thankfully, the hong lius(?) have all settled down and don't seem to be too dangerous anymore. but just in case...]

"hey, uh- @pastelslimbis . you have some bloodfiends, right? could you... uh... lend a hand?"

[saving people's numbers wasn't entirely a bad thing, it turns out.]

[not-a-limbi]

The Limbi falls out of her pocket, and Caroline immediately, almost instinctively, intercepts his fall.

Could've sworn I didn't... Oh. You little...

She sighs, and gently tucks the limbi back into her hoodie.

Right, uhm... Honestly? If they're already gone... I think they'll probably not want us to go and find them...

And... frankly? I think I already have my hands full with our little friend here.

She gently pokes the Solemn Lament Yi Sang, causing him to chitter in confusion.

By the by, since he hitched a ride, you got anything you wanna tell this little freeloader before I go ahead and leave?

She picks the limbi up, holding him in a grip that gave him a lot of space to wriggle free.

Hey, uhm, here for the Limbi? They never got shipped IIRC...

- Caroline

// @not-a-limbi

Ah, my bad!

You wanted the deici and seven ones, right?

[not-a-limbi]

Yeah...

Caroline looks like she forced herself to get dressed and walk halfway across the city. The Solemn Lament Yi Sang (who seems to have stowed away, considering how she's not holding him at the moment) looks like he wants to jump out of her hoodie.

Are they... still there, even?

Hey, uhm, here for the Limbi? They never got shipped IIRC...

- Caroline

// @not-a-limbi

Ah, my bad!

You wanted the deici and seven ones, right?

[not-a-limbi]

Yeah... I'll take the two diecis, I suppose.

Sorry again about our little lament.

-Caroline

Suppose I might as well adopt the rest of the Yi Sangs, considering how my limbi was the reason why you got them in the first place.

Mind delivering them to me though? (I'll message you the location)

-Caroline

// @not-a-limbi

I mean... he gave them to me for a reason...? Multiple Yi Sangs, especially these ones, are tricky to take care of. I know that your limbi and these guys are friends, but I'm not sure it's a good idea for a first time limbi owner, yknow?

[not-a-limbi]

I'd like to take at least some of them off your hands.

What all do you have?

Suppose I might as well adopt the rest of the Yi Sangs, considering how my limbi was the reason why you got them in the first place.

Mind delivering them to me though? (I'll message you the location)

-Caroline

// @not-a-limbi

I mean... he gave them to me for a reason...? Multiple Yi Sangs, especially these ones, are tricky to take care of. I know that your limbi and these guys are friends, but I'm not sure it's a good idea for a first time limbi owner, yknow?

[not-a-limbi]

And he's awake now.

Watching him scramble around in my blanket hoodie. He knows where the exit is, but-

Oh. He's peeking out of my collar and getting comfy right there.

Silly little guy.

[not-a-limbi]

Well...

He finally fell asleep.

He looks really comfy, and it feels nice. Can't really describe it, but I suppose it's like, warm and fuzzy? Like caring for a cat?

...

I miss my cat.

[not-a-limbi]

Huh? Sorry, what happened? I had to take a call to arrange shipping for the wayward passenger currently still locked in a box in my home. Did you still want to drop off that solemn lament yi sang?

- @ink-and-limbi-specialist

Hehe. Little one thought he could escape.

No, No I don't. We've... Made amends, I suppose?

The limbi was running the blog and I actually had no idea that he existed. He forgot to close tumblr before leaving the house, which led to me finding him.

Don't worry, I'm gonna try and take care of him.

[not-a-limbi]

Looks like I'm gonna take care of him.

I'll edit the intro post to correct this (and our little friend's atrocious spelling.)

And as for those wondering if I'm still deathgripping the little one..

{Attached is an image of that same little Solemn Lament limbi, now laying on a bed, in the crook of Caroline's arm, looking past the camera with caution.}

[not-a-limbi]

I've been in the red for 2 months.. how the fuck did they get 120$?

cracks fingers

well um. im not quite sure if you don't actually own young yi sang, but. you've got a real smart limbi on your hands.

- @pastelslimbis

I've noticed.

I presume this one's caused you trouble in the past? You wanna adopt them?

[not-a-limbi]

cracks fingers

well um. im not quite sure if you don't actually own young yi sang, but. you've got a real smart limbi on your hands.

- @pastelslimbis

I've noticed.

I presume this one's caused you trouble in the past? You wanna adopt them?

[not-a-limbi]

Guess the little one gets to live.

Do i put em up for adoption or do I try and take care of em myself?

[not-a-limbi]

HOLD THE FUCK ON.

THIS LITTLE SHIT MEMORIZED THE PIN TO MY LAPTOP!

WHAT THE HELL?

{ An image of a Solemn Lament Yi Sang limbi being tightly gripped is attached. the limbi looks noticably distressed}

Tumblr, What do I do with this little shit?

[not-a-limbi]

Aren't limbis not that smart? How am I even supposed to take care of one?

{ An image of a Solemn Lament Yi Sang limbi being tightly gripped is attached. the limbi looks noticably distressed}

Tumblr, What do I do with this little shit?

[not-a-limbi]

For context, this little fucker's been parasitizing off my room for at least a week, and has been using my laptop to... run a tumblr blog.

{ An image of a Solemn Lament Yi Sang limbi being tightly gripped is attached. the limbi looks noticably distressed}

Tumblr, What do I do with this little shit?

[not-a-limbi]

{ An image of a Solemn Lament Yi Sang limbi being tightly gripped is attached. the limbi looks noticably distressed}

Tumblr, What do I do with this little shit?

[not-a-limbi]

I am not a limbi owner??? What??

What the fuck is this?