not-a-matopoeia
not-a-matopoeia
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Evie |19| Art(and whatever else I choose) I used to be somewhere and someone else but I’m here now. #evie's art
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not-a-matopoeia · 2 months ago
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i do love tumblr, especially the tumblr hivemind. like on other websites and social media like tiktok and instagram the hivemind just wants the most likes and followers. on here the hivemind just wants yaoi gaysex. we're minions looking at the moon in awe but instead of the moon it's two middle aged men making out
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not-a-matopoeia · 2 months ago
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Also I've said this before but advertising is an industry that should be considered as pointless and harmful as fossil fuels.
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not-a-matopoeia · 2 months ago
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Tonight House Republicans voted 217 to 215 for a budget that'll take $1 TRILLION dollars from Medicaid, attack food benefits for kids, hurt seniors and vets.
but I don't want to talk about that, I want to talk about these two Democratic members of Congress you've never ever heard of.
Democrats, Congressman Kevin Mullin of California and Congresswoman Brittany Pettersen of Colorado.
Congressman Mullin had knee surgery that didn't go well, two surgeries, a life threatening blood clot and a week long stay in the hospital, and the moment he was discharged from the hospital he got on a five hour flight to DC to vote against the Republicans evil budget, using a walker to get to the floor of the House
Congresswoman Pettersen gave birth to her son Sam, in the picture, exactly one month ago on January 25th. They flew from Colorado to DC after Republicans refused to allow her to vote by proxy after having a baby. Congresswoman Pettersen took Sam onto the floor of the House to vote to protect the Health care of 400,000 Colorado kids.
why talk about this? because so much of the conversion is about telling people there's no one good, no one worthy, no one fighting. I promise you there are people undergoing personal hardship to do the right thing.
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not-a-matopoeia · 2 months ago
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I've grown a mouth so sharp and cruel it's all that I can give to you, my dear
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going back to my roots drawing desduo aura farming for 3rd life’s fourth year anniversary! doubling as a redraw of the series’ first year anniversary as well.
rough turnaround & closeups under the cut
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near total overhaul of my previous design, but i hope you enjoy this one better than the last
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not-a-matopoeia · 2 months ago
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The Conquerer [5 of swords tarot] this evil knightess is for https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/novaandmali/star-crossed-a-queer-tarot project! go get yours <3
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not-a-matopoeia · 2 months ago
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a treasure found antiquing today
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not-a-matopoeia · 2 months ago
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okay but what if 911 was an animated show (first pass of my designs, to be cleaned up later!)
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not-a-matopoeia · 3 months ago
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Favorite adderall review
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not-a-matopoeia · 3 months ago
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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
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not-a-matopoeia · 3 months ago
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not-a-matopoeia · 3 months ago
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Bro absolutely COOKED with this.
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not-a-matopoeia · 3 months ago
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on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.
No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.
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not-a-matopoeia · 3 months ago
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teeth studies
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not-a-matopoeia · 3 months ago
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not-a-matopoeia · 3 months ago
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collecting posts of this type
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not-a-matopoeia · 3 months ago
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not-a-matopoeia · 3 months ago
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Do you think he’ll get the hint
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Enjoy my art? Buy me a ko-fi ☕️
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