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“why does my shoulder hurt so much?”

“because you’re not writing diluc fanfiction.”

thank you, mae <3

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yes but i need the content

give me the daddy content peach

toji will stay locked in his silly little box, and there's nothing you can do to make me open it.

and if nanami isn't enough for you...

        ...i will burn that fucking bakery down...

         ...your precious salaryman will be no more.

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ryomen sukuna

cannibalise me daddy <3

restrictions: n/a please bite me sir i am asking so nicely

drabbles:

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“there won’t be a second time. know your place, fool.”

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kento nanami

just wait until he’s done with his online banking <3

restrictions: i’m not going to be horny for the salaryman. not yet.

drabbles:

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“i worked at your typical company, and one thing i learned is that work is shit.”

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you really should open your requests peachy :)

why do you hate meeeeeee?

i'm being bullied by everyone ;-;

...and i need to learn how to write before i can get people's hopes up.

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So im thinking hey, men are kinda hot. But my idea of a man is the equivalent of a bloated possum floating on a floatie in a resort pool. I keep my opinions to myself normally but maybe men dont deserve a second chance. Maybe i should let that possum drown ya know? At the same time i love pools. I love being wet and i love the idea of men. Even though ive never had much luck with possums if im being honest. I think its because for the first 9 years off my life my dad wasnt really present and maybe it makes me put too much expectations on that possum. Maybe i should just join the possum in the pool instead of expecting the possum to leave the pool for me. Im sorry i just have so much on my mind but back to the point, you should write childe/tartaglia being hot and sexy with poolside/pool sex.

Tell me about how nasty he is in his natural habitat, how his abs are wet and his floaty is deflated without me. I want the dirty peachy. And your going to give it to me.

Thanks i love you ♡

homie, i love you but the requests are closed ;-;

if i do feel like writing things though...

...i'll think about it...

...no horny though <3

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open your requests coward

... no.

i can't be obligated to make things, mae...

... you can't make me.

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suguru getou

i am down bad for this man so hard it’s not even funny <3

restrictions: n/a i want this man to do anything he wants with me my god 

disclaimer: we are sticking to stitchless getou, and minor manga spoilers are probably inevitable, because i have priorities

drabbles:

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“let’s curse each other to our hearts’ content.”

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alfredo

my beloved chalk prince <3

restrictions: n/a

drabbles:

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“i would like to study you, if you do not mind. i’m certain we will have many opportunities to be alone in the future.”

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Kaeya

my frostwind swordsman <3

restrictions: n/a

drabbles:

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“if you ever need me, let me know. let's not make this a transaction relationship.”

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zhongli

osmanthus wine tastes the same as i remember... <3

restrictions: n/a

drabbles:

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“my structure is not the same as that of normal people. Please do not worry yourself.”

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tar-tar-taglia

lover of snezhnayan queen <3

restrictions: n/a

drabbles:

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“i really am excited to see what you have in store for us... let's see how far you can go.”

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xiao

call out his name <3

restrictions: nsfw is debatable, but we’ll see

drabbles:

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“it's too late. the connection between us is too strong. even if you wanted to, it's too late to sever it.”

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scaramouchie

will he do the fandango? <3

restrictions: n/a

drabbles:

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“there is no need to fear... the pain will be brief.”

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diluc ragnvindr

anything for you, master diluc sir <3

restrictions: n/a

drabbles:

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“would you like to try the secret menu?”

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nanami post when.

slow down, buckaroo. <3

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t-toji?🤲🏻

your daddy issues are showing again, and i already gave you nanami... 😔

...but i'll consider it.