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not-cool-deadpool · 3 days ago

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”I never see you in the club” I never see you having violent meltdowns alone in your room and hitting yourself but ok

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not-cool-deadpool · 4 days ago

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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

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not-cool-deadpool · 8 days ago

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"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!

#i need to never be alone with my thoughts #or horrible things start happening #this is for the safety of others not myself #💫.reblog

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not-cool-deadpool · 10 days ago

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#fuck nazis #get off my blog if you dont agree #💫.reblog

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not-cool-deadpool · 24 days ago

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learned how to use blenders film making tools

#i love bowling #and divorce #thats why ive had so many #crying on the inside #💫.reblog

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not-cool-deadpool · 24 days ago

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#ah the ups and downs of life #so much fun #💫.reblog

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not-cool-deadpool · 24 days ago

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happy pride month my friends <3

#happy pride 🌈#💫.reblog

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not-cool-deadpool · 24 days ago

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#nobody tells you how fast you go from 18 to 40 #im gonna be 40 this year #i feel 20 #im a virile motherfucker #💫.reblog

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not-cool-deadpool · 24 days ago

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hm I thought you would have been a cool blog to follow. too bad it turns out that you are perverted

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not-cool-deadpool · 24 days ago

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@giftober 2024 | DAY 27: Blue ➛ X-men: Days of Future Past (2014)

#never wished so hard to be a cigar before in my life #hello papi can you please light my cigar #hugh jackman you will pay for being so sexy #wolverine was not meant to turn me on this much #💫.reblog

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not-cool-deadpool · 24 days ago

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we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

#i miss turning on the tv and watching whatever was on #waiting for golden girls reruns was the highlight of my day #💫.reblog

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not-cool-deadpool · 28 days ago

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Unmute !

#i too be riding on that thing mrs lincoln got #but like #with someone that everyone ships me with #💫.reblog

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not-cool-deadpool · 1 month ago

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No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-

#im so fucking sick of ai #unless it can steal money for me idgaf #stop adding ai to my life without my consent #i can drink a gallon of water and destroy the ecosystem myself thank you very much #💫.reblog

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not-cool-deadpool · 1 month ago

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I appreciate The Empire Strikes Back for being the only time I can think of when a character just shot their enemy as soon as they saw them without pausing or having a dramatic moment beforehand.

#han wasnt playing about wanting vader dead #people should take notes #its more funny without the pause tbh #💫.reblog

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not-cool-deadpool · 1 month ago

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Spite can be a incredible motivator

#the type of hater i long to be #honestly probably towards drake too #💫.reblog

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not-cool-deadpool · 1 month ago

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I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

#i wont talk to people who dont know this song #its one of my rules #if you wanna be my friend #💫.reblog

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not-cool-deadpool · 1 month ago

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asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

#mmm salmon #why would that ever not be okay #💫.reblog

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