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good morning I'm joining you straight from an INSANE dream where there was like. okay it was basically a challenge to get people to create more art except it was a novel on audiobook that you listened to in chunks and for every day that you recorded and and posted an original rap on soundcloud and sent it to a girl you got to skip the "bad parts" of the book. sending your music to some poor woman was a nonnegotiable part of the process. also in a development that may surprise no one, the entirety of the novel was actually pretty bad, not just the designated boing portions. fascinating system, rife with Implications.

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found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite

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So apparently the Americans are unaware that in Australia, all soy sauce is distributed via tiny 1-inch fish bottles

Imagine a whole country never having tasted the nectar of the microplastic marlon, no wonder America is like that

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i am chronically online but not in a way that others recognise unless they are also an active tumblr user in the year 2023 🫡

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Breaking bad but instead of meth they make poppers

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Scream this is iconic….

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My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

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im normal

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So today the Lord Mayor of Melbourne made the ill judged decision to use AI to generate some artists impressions of the new parks he plans to build

Downside being he didn't notice the dead body the AI decided to chuck in there

Just another day in Australian politics

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Behold!! Moo Deng, the famous baby pygmy hippo from Khao Kheow zoo in Thailand

Sources: thecinesthetic & shirtsthtgohard on X/Twitter

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I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox

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I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox