call me prophet, or Michael. either works really // not a minor // not white // my pronouns r whatever gender/s UR attracted to
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let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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I was making a doodle about an AroAce mood and fucked up the third panel but I think this might be better actually

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the picture of dorian gray (1890) - oscar wilde
"fuck my yaoi life"
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man, undertale ran on a weird game engine
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there was a celebrity [i forgot who exactly] who got some pictures taken and she had a really worn-in bag with some charms on it, one of which was a cherry charm from Coach and people loved it. It sparked a lil trend of people also wanting worn-in bags with personalized charms and the trend was intended to be like "you should take a bag you absolutely love, use it until its visibly worn down and add charms YOU specifically like to create a bag that is so unique to you and fits your personality"
what people did instead what go online and guy brand new designer bags and the exact Coach cherry charm, throw their bags against the floor and stomp on em to wear em in, put the charm on the bag, wear it out a few times, then moved on to the next trend, completely missing the point of the personalized experience that is having a bag that you've worn so much, there's details of your personality in the very way the leather is cracked and charms are scratched
This is what labubus are to me
Please dont stab me to death for saying this but i really dont get the whole labubu thing. Theyre ugly as fuck to me. I dont see why theyre so popular other than literally random tiktok hype. Weird to me
#also labubus don't even make good charms apparently they're 2 big 2 sit right on the bag and break off the keychain rlly easily#but 2 each their own i def have some weird interests this is just personal opinions#sorry 4 the long add on 2 ur post mandy orz#prophet talks
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YOU DON'T NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT TO LOOK HOT THAT'S THE DEVIL TALKING
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inspired by today's stream i used to play tennis when i was a kid and man i sucked at it
#I'm mailing bdubs a gift basket 4 bringing tennis 2 the server but it's not enough i need 2 offer him my first born child or smth#there he is theres my fav white boy#posts that make no sense 2 my mutuals
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Bdubs’ daughters skin having the same big eyes as him EILL never not be funny to me
#it's genetic#so is the love 4 etho she admitted he's her fav mcyt#more than her own father#iconic really#posts that make no sense 2 my mutuals
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part something of lifer textposts
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