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garf loaf (requested by my dad)

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GUYS CATS HAVE EARS THAT GO

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I feel like one of the hard parts of growing up is coming to terms with the fact that you can't change a world that doesn't want to be changed.

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writing tips/inspo/help

Character Movements #1

Punctuating Dialogue

50 WORDS TO USE INSTEAD OF “SAID”

traits turned sour

DESCRIBING THE PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES OF CHARACTERS:

Vary your language with synonyms to use instead of "said"

WEBSITES FOR WRITERS

Descriptions in Between Dialogue

switch up your verbs (part one) ~

words to use when writing

writing resources - smut

Writing Resources: References

Writing Resources: Advice and Motivation

Writing Resources: Basics

Writing Resources: Characters

Writing References: Narratives

words to use when writing

writing perfect betrayal

toxic traits

words to use instead of...

fight scene

how to create a supermarket setting

kissing vocab

smut writing

how to show emotions

a list of prompts

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How much for this squirrel?

Strange feline squirrel really giving off some strong cat vibes! An oddity to squirrelkind, you can get this beast for only $17.50 now!

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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

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in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action

as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body

now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.

here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?

the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.

fin

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I know loving is exhilarating oh but what a joy it is to be loved

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wonderful blog

Thank you so much for saying so boo-boo kittens.

Let me slip you this very special lizard…

Brazilian Galliwasp (Diploglossus lessonae), family Diploglossodae, endemic to Northwestern Brazil.

Photograph by MOC Reptiles

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Bro it's not funny anymore

Well, that was a thing

Anyway, I occasionally get told I've made a heart-breaking meme (accidentally, of course) and I thought "Huh. What would it look like if I did that on purpose?" So, Happy April Fools Day - don't say I didn't warn you 😅

"every single day"

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Chicken, wrapped in parma ham-

Louis in Argentina (Vélez Stadium,06.04.24).

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“Apple of My Eye” part 3: Won’t catch me slipping!

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Ew! I mean, AWWWWW! Some ships should sink, but this one refuses to.

Or: IMMA MAKE EVERYONE KISS LIKE CHILD ME DID WITH MY BARBIE DOLL AND ALL MY NEIGHBOR’S G.I.JOES

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Pin for survivors

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fReE BiN This is injustice. This is a repudiation of free speech. Gimme that kitty