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being on my period makes me feel like a wounded forest animal trying to find a warm dark small place to die

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Do not put Harry Potter Crossovers in my ao3 results

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Haha cant lie but Ive been snacking on cookies all day
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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol
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“I’m just a girl” first of all you’re a grown ass woman second of all free yourself
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I understand why banshees just drift around sobbing and screaming inconsolably at all times, I get it now
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You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services
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can’t stop thinking about this post on the crusader kings wiki
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there’s nothing wrong with me plus i don’t have any wants or needs plus i don’t feel or think at all
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So glad I get to experience homosexual desire. One life and thank god I'm not straight
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its been one of those weeks pass the sadomasochism
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