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“lol is everything offensive these days?”

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me remembering all of the personal information I’ve shared with ppl I no longer talk to:

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Look at her

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I seriously need to see the rest of this video & know how it ends… I’m too invested dammit.

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jokes that will never be funny

holocaust jokes

fat jokes

racist jokes

rape jokes

transphobic jokes

homophobic jokes

sexist jokes

jokes that will always be funny

“that’s a weird looking dog”

mmm whatcha say

the audition meme

doge 

trolling beetles fans

dad jokes 

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Repeat after me: Professional recordings of musicals are the key to the revival of musical theatre within popular culture

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I know they’re glad you’re around. They’re not just gonna come out and say it, but they’re all thinking it. Even me… most of the time.

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So I got an idea

Let’s take this 

and put it in 

yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?

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Dear Anyone Who Hates Cats

My cat literally sleeps next to my face until she thinks I’m asleep and then she’ll move to the end of my bed. If I wake up at night she’ll go back up to me head and stay with me until I fall asleep again. In the morning she’ll follow me when I call her. She’s a precious lil nugget.

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Dear Anyone Who Hates Cats

My cat literally sleeps next to my face until she thinks I’m asleep and then she’ll move to the end of my bed. If I wake up at night she’ll go back up to me head and stay with me until I fall asleep again. In the morning she’ll follow me when I call her. She’s a precious lil nugget.

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The 3 stages of a cat yawn

Stage 1: cute tiny “O”-mouth.

Stage 2: sticky the tongue out real far

Stage 3: ENtirE FacE SPLItS opEn LiKE a lOVecRAFTIAn hoRROR, REvEALInG aN eNDLESS pIT of poiNts ANd blaDES oH GOD

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In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time

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Hobbits after Bilbo got back: adventures sound awesome, maybe more of us should go on some!

Hobbits after Frodo got back: we need to build a wall around the Shire and never leave