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"i also noticed, on my daily flyby to see if mumbo's home- it's always nice to see a little bit of progress by mumbo, because then you know he's ok, he's doing alright- look- look who it is! it's like.. another grumbot variant!"
girl he is killing himself and putting his brain in that thing.
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Got all proud of myself for asking where the bathroom is in French at a restaurant in Paris, waiter goes "non :(" and I'm like "awww...merci..." and then he goes "no sorry it's on the left 😌" I'M KILLING MYSELF
#apparently im the only person in my group who speaks any french#and while we had english menus for the food the drinks were in french#so i take a look at it and go '...everything except the last page is alcohol.'#i thought that was funny LMAO#france#paris france#tw kms joke
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girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like theyre girls who do girls like theyre boys
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Safety hazard on legs
Moving targets was one of my favourites ngl
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living in the USA rn means every news headline every day is like BREAKING NEWS: The Universal Free Puppy Plan guaranteeing every USA resident receives a free puppy has been terminated. Funds for this initiative will instead be going to the ‘GUNCH IT UP’ act, ensuring that every item on grocery store shelves now contains at least 25% coal tar
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eddsworld.......in this economy💔
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Are you ever typing something that your phone autocapitalizes and you go back and re-type it just to force uncapitalize it. Like no sorry mcdonalds doesn’t deserve that level of respect from me
#i do this mostly to people i dont like#get uncapitalized bitch#but also sometimes capitalization ruins the vibe
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My arse is not doing work right now, just Deus Ex Machina in mind
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Hey moots quick question what is deltarune even about
#i mean this genuinely#i cant for the life of me piece together what's going on#ive seen so much fanart. ive seen the edits.#im so clueless#i think my favorite is the purple dino one
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Edd is so socks and sandals + cargo shorts coded
#he sooooo is the guy hosting barbacues in his backyard#if he were american hed make killer burgers#except i also think he would set the grill on fire and cry
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he’s kinda a pathetic wet cat /endearing
op= @hermitcraftx (found ss on twt)
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