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I feel like I should compile an instruction manual for men on dating apps
1. Calling yourself jawbreaker does not attract people
2. Actually share some nice photos.. you know like at least one where you don't look like you don't know what a bath is
3. If you're going to be an antivaxer at least be fucking consistent... Won't put those chemicals in your body but happy to smoke...
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i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr
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Today's Seal Is: Making Contact With An Unknown Beast
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happy deathniversary ianto!!!!!! 15 years and everyone's still obsessed with you
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I've been on this hellsite too long... I instantly understood
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– Oscar Wilde
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idk man if my husband and partner of like six years came to me and was like “actually i think i am a woman” i would be like Okay dope👍 noted. my wife now
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I’m currently in an 80-person musical where the vast majority of the cast are children so last night we had an “invited dress” before opening night where the kids brought their favorite toys to sit and be our first “audience.”
I will see if I can source a good photo from the cast. An entire auditorium populated with squishmallows and SpongeBob and Bluey and one adult’s Supernatural dolls in the front row.
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tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it
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Don’t mind me. Just cleaning your dash
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Well it seems like I've jinxed it... *Sigh *
I've met someone that I really like and I think he might like me back.. it's been a long time since I felt like this..
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I've met someone that I really like and I think he might like me back.. it's been a long time since I felt like this..
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