not-slim-and-not-shady
not-slim-and-not-shady
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 43 minutes ago
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I would watch it
i fel like i should have a talk show
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 47 minutes ago
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GUESS WHO'S BACK
BACK AGAIN
SHADY'S BACK
TELL A FRIEND
it’s fun to stay at the Y
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 54 minutes ago
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China moment
who broke korea again i swear they just got their act together
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 2 hours ago
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I don't
why does everyone hate me today
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 2 hours ago
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I'm going to get shipped with Pepsi Man aren't I
reblog if you want anons telling you who they ship you with
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 1 day ago
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The government trying to decide between getting rid of a bunch of people trying to be happy or the rapidly deteriorating world we live in (It's a very tough choice)
"he/him lesbians arent valid-" "bi girls are bringing their boyfriends to pride-" "neopronouns are ruining the queer community-" "i hate polyamorous people -" "aroace people aren't really queer-" I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!! I DON'T CARE!!! THE GOVERNMENT WANTS US DEAD!!!!! THEYRE TRYING TO MAKE LAWS AGAINST BEING QUEER!!!! CONVERSION THERAPY IS LEGAL IN 23 STATES!!!! WE HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN OTHER PEOPLES IDENTITY!!!!!
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 1 day ago
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did you just call your brain rude?
So rude that you can’t say “okay, I’m done thinking about that” and then actually stop thinking about it
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 1 day ago
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He's trying at least.
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 1 day ago
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gender is a scam made by Big Bathroom to sell more bathrooms
i dont believe in gender for real its just a fetish thing to me
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 1 day ago
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WE JUST
NEED
MONEY,
ARTHUR
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Jack Kelly re-joining the strike.
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 1 day ago
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so do you guys say "you're my cunt ❤️"
“cunt” is such a funny insult. like shut up bro you are such a vagina
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 1 day ago
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sometimes you get that post-nut clarity mid-jerk but you still gotta keep going because you're already too far gone
sometimes i have to make jacking off more sexual intentionally because honestly most of the time it’s just like. idk getting my oil changed but im the car
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 1 day ago
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breaking gender barriers in one foul swoop
getting both wet AND hard because i don't let my physical form limit my self expression
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 1 day ago
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You get more than you asked for, which helps you more
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 1 day ago
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man I love polls that are like "what do you call beans" but "beans" isn't an answer you have to pick between "faery lungs", "breakfast popcorn", and "the vegetable"
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 1 day ago
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i am NOT interested in the divine feminine. i will jerk off for 3 hours straight and eat 10% of my bodyweight in smoked meats and cheeses.
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 1 day ago
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hit 'em with the Fucking Grovel And Submit Lasanga. the kids love it
HATE that were calling every recipe Marry Me [Recipe]…. Fucking hate that. How bout Frig My Clit Brownies. Kill Yourself At My Feet Pasta. Shut The Fuck Up And Pay My Grocery Bill Cookies (vegan).
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