not-slim-and-not-shady
not-slim-and-not-shady
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 7 hours ago
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HOW DID YOU FUCKS GET THE HAIKU BOT IN HERE
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 7 hours ago
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Did you guys fail elementary school
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 7 hours ago
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!!!!!!!! !!!!! !! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! ! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !! !!!!
don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 7 hours ago
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The idea of Australia in general is terrifying to everyone else
the idea of australian children is mildly terrifying to me
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 7 hours ago
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Both of them
There's two riri
Two
wait ur gonna hate me where am i supposed to land the plane again lmaooooo
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 15 hours ago
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XBOX I SWEAR TO GOD LET ME PLAY SKATE 3
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 20 hours ago
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So go take them back. There's a shotgun on the table for a reason
hahahaha I love having rights I sure hope no one takes them away!!!
oh.
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 20 hours ago
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i am going to kill kenny
“Cartman, dude-”
“Shut the fuck up kahl im mewing”
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 20 hours ago
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For the last goddamn time, the World Trade Center
Are you even a terrorist like your resume said???
wait ur gonna hate me where am i supposed to land the plane again lmaooooo
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 20 hours ago
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Which F slur?
Guys I’m wearing eyeliner and I look like a f slur
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 23 hours ago
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You didn't spin your pistol again, Satan
*in a country accent, a tumblr weed rolls by* this town is big enough for eight of us *spins pistol*
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 23 hours ago
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Well, you're not wrong
Possible new record for the dumbest thought i’ve ever had: “it’s actually really easy to count to seven”
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 23 hours ago
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 23 hours ago
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Oh no don't worry, I'm just saying that in general men have very unrealistic public standards for emotion. As for the friends part, we make fun of eachother all the time, it really doesn't affect most of us. We would tell eachother if we were depressed
everyone thinks it would be more comfortable and easy and happy if you were just born in a male body right lol right right right am i not the only one right haha
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 1 day ago
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If you wanna be my friend you first must learn how to get jiggy wit it
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 1 day ago
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How about just violence for no reason, my lord? Nary this work of art thou have been writing get dull
“there’s something missing in this fic I’m writing” have you tried violent gay sex, my liege?
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not-slim-and-not-shady · 1 day ago
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Calm down Riri. The cocaine is getting to your head
arts and crafts for when ur bored
cocaine
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