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HOW DID YOU FUCKS GET THE HAIKU BOT IN HERE

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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Did you guys fail elementary school

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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!!!!!!!! !!!!! !! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! ! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !! !!!!

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

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The idea of Australia in general is terrifying to everyone else

the idea of australian children is mildly terrifying to me

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Both of them

There's two riri

Two

wait ur gonna hate me where am i supposed to land the plane again lmaooooo

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XBOX I SWEAR TO GOD LET ME PLAY SKATE 3

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So go take them back. There's a shotgun on the table for a reason

hahahaha I love having rights I sure hope no one takes them away!!!

oh.

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i am going to kill kenny

“Cartman, dude-”

“Shut the fuck up kahl im mewing”

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For the last goddamn time, the World Trade Center

Are you even a terrorist like your resume said???

wait ur gonna hate me where am i supposed to land the plane again lmaooooo

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Which F slur?

Guys I’m wearing eyeliner and I look like a f slur

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You didn't spin your pistol again, Satan

*in a country accent, a tumblr weed rolls by* this town is big enough for eight of us *spins pistol*

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Well, you're not wrong

Possible new record for the dumbest thought i’ve ever had: “it’s actually really easy to count to seven”

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Oh no don't worry, I'm just saying that in general men have very unrealistic public standards for emotion. As for the friends part, we make fun of eachother all the time, it really doesn't affect most of us. We would tell eachother if we were depressed

everyone thinks it would be more comfortable and easy and happy if you were just born in a male body right lol right right right am i not the only one right haha

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If you wanna be my friend you first must learn how to get jiggy wit it

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How about just violence for no reason, my lord? Nary this work of art thou have been writing get dull

“there’s something missing in this fic I’m writing” have you tried violent gay sex, my liege?

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Calm down Riri. The cocaine is getting to your head

arts and crafts for when ur bored

cocaine