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I would watch it

i fel like i should have a talk show

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GUESS WHO'S BACK

BACK AGAIN

SHADY'S BACK

TELL A FRIEND

it’s fun to stay at the Y

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China moment

who broke korea again i swear they just got their act together

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I don't

why does everyone hate me today

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I'm going to get shipped with Pepsi Man aren't I

reblog if you want anons telling you who they ship you with

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The government trying to decide between getting rid of a bunch of people trying to be happy or the rapidly deteriorating world we live in (It's a very tough choice)

"he/him lesbians arent valid-" "bi girls are bringing their boyfriends to pride-" "neopronouns are ruining the queer community-" "i hate polyamorous people -" "aroace people aren't really queer-" I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!! I DON'T CARE!!! THE GOVERNMENT WANTS US DEAD!!!!! THEYRE TRYING TO MAKE LAWS AGAINST BEING QUEER!!!! CONVERSION THERAPY IS LEGAL IN 23 STATES!!!! WE HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN OTHER PEOPLES IDENTITY!!!!!

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did you just call your brain rude?

So rude that you can’t say “okay, I’m done thinking about that” and then actually stop thinking about it

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He's trying at least.

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gender is a scam made by Big Bathroom to sell more bathrooms

i dont believe in gender for real its just a fetish thing to me

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WE JUST

NEED

MONEY,

ARTHUR

Jack Kelly re-joining the strike.

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so do you guys say "you're my cunt ❤️"

“cunt” is such a funny insult. like shut up bro you are such a vagina

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sometimes you get that post-nut clarity mid-jerk but you still gotta keep going because you're already too far gone

sometimes i have to make jacking off more sexual intentionally because honestly most of the time it’s just like. idk getting my oil changed but im the car

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breaking gender barriers in one foul swoop

getting both wet AND hard because i don't let my physical form limit my self expression

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You get more than you asked for, which helps you more

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man I love polls that are like "what do you call beans" but "beans" isn't an answer you have to pick between "faery lungs", "breakfast popcorn", and "the vegetable"

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i am NOT interested in the divine feminine. i will jerk off for 3 hours straight and eat 10% of my bodyweight in smoked meats and cheeses.

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hit 'em with the Fucking Grovel And Submit Lasanga. the kids love it

HATE that were calling every recipe Marry Me [Recipe]…. Fucking hate that. How bout Frig My Clit Brownies. Kill Yourself At My Feet Pasta. Shut The Fuck Up And Pay My Grocery Bill Cookies (vegan).