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was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing

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good god the skeletons….. they’re everywhere….

Watch them dance here!!!

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Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

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It makes me happy when they listen

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Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

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i am. so sorry if i have ever used the phrase “i have an au where—” and led you to believe that there is an actual fic out there for you to read rather than, at best, a post where i explain the concept, and at worst it is simply something that lives in my brain

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I suspect that it may be a common Asexual experience but when I imagine something as "sexy", I imagine something that makes your heart beat fast, that gives you goosebumps, that captures all your focus and puts a hitch in your breath and an odd tingle on the back of your neck, that is exciting and enjoyable to think about.

By extension, things that I believe are "sexy" include:

Office supply outlets

Hardware stores

Antique sewing machines in working order

Really good gel pens

People in eyeliner

Baroque art

Textile warehouses

Administrative filing systems

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Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

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staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

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IT IS ACE WEEK!

So let's talk about asexuality! This is an introduction trying to cover as much as possible in a little format, so its mostly surface level stuff. You're gonna have to dig on your own :P

For more information, I recommend checking out aceweek.org or acesandaros.org ! You can also read up on ace history through the Asexual Manifesto by Lisa Orlando !

Actual links and Image description coming in a reblog ;)

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a friend said sales undertale instead of sans so i drew it.. undersale..

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I made up a not-really-Undertale-AU that I called “That’s A Lot Of Really Suspicious Looking Tourists” aka “UNDERCOVER” (named by leaphy_ over at twitter)

Takes place after the True Pacifist ending, and Frisk acts as their tour guide throughout the human world 8′’’^)

common excuses they give to ward off suspicions are “we’re from abroad…?” and “we ALL get sunburn very easily, in fact we are allergic to the sun but we just want to enjoy our time outside :-(”

I’ll come up with more disguises later haha….

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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

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Anatomy studies: "enhanced"

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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.