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Why is every single indie series with only one main actor that I’ve ever seen on TikTok and YouTube better and more entertaining to me than literally most professionally produced TV shows?-

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Guess who has bistro huddy brain rot!!!!

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HELP why is this tik tok series consuming me whole— the girls in my style

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If you or someone you know is a contractor, smack them. Hit them. Verbally abuse them. Because this shit is all their fault. There's Styrofoam water leaking into my apartment because of their stupidity. I fucking hate this country

Construction workers are the dumbest people on the planet. Why are they allowed to have jobs. I have yet to meet single one that wasn't a high school drop out

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A sudden, terrifying thought

When you see an animal with its eyes set to the front, like wolves, or humans, that’s usually a predator animal.

If you see an animal with its eyes set farther back, though—to the side—that animal is prey.

Now look at this dragon.

See those eyes?

They’re to the SIDE.

This raises an interesting—and terrifying—question.

What in the name of Lovecraft led evolution to consider DRAGONS…

As PREY?

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i draw so much hetalia you wouldn't believe

also tumblr exclusive because it's too suggestive to put where my family & coworkers are:

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Idk what this means but y'know what? As long as coffee bean is by my side I am chilling <3

Saw this going around twitter, looked like fun. What? I'm not procrastinating (I am, I really am)

Make this picrew of yourself

Take this uquiz

Post the results side-by-side. No pressure tags: @alypink, @revnah1406, @madefordvarka, @deadbranch, @welldonekhushi, @kaitaiga, @applbottmjeens, @froglights-and-pearls

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I ran out of room in the tags so I'm putting this here. Thank you. THANK YOU. There's FAR too much Connecticut love in this fandom and its completely unjustified. Connecticut is the most mid-character to exist, and making him your *favorite*????? Besties are we blind???????? This character is the fictional equivalent of a rock that gets stuck between the grips on the soles of your shoes. He's about as interesting as a black spot in a parking lot. His personality? How rich he is. His hobbies? Being old! He's a nobody. Not even an interesting nobody like West Virginia or Georgia. He's literally only known for being close to New York. He's irrelevant. Just like the actual state is.

All I'm saying, is that no one in their right mind is picking Connecticut for their honeymoon.

@mudchamps thank you for bringing this wonderful OP into my knowledge. OP you're so right and I am shaking your hand, thank you thank you thank you

i demand more characters that suck!!!!! todays victim; connecticut

nobody can tell me that this man isn't the most boring guy u have ever met. every story he tells has no point to it whatsoever, or has a point that's so stretched out that you genuinely wont know what it is. he is absolutely aware of what he's doing. he does it to annoy you. guy has such chronic middle sibling energy that after years of being the butt of every joke imaginable; he's finally decided to enact his revenge through the forgotten art of boredom.

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Possession (1981) Lolita (1997) Girl, Interrupted (1999) Revolutionary Road (2008) Silver Linings Playbook (2012) Hereditary (2018) Marriage Story (2019) Ready or Not (2019) Pearl (2022) The Menu (2022)

FEMALE RAGE IN FiLM

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The Menu (2022) dir. Mark Mylod

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Note to vacationing non-Americans: while it’s true that America doesn’t always have the best food culture, the food in our restaurants is really not representative of what most of us eat at home.  The portions at Cheesecake Factory or IHOP are meant to be indulgent, not just “what Americans are used to.”

If you eat at a regular American household, during a regular meal where they’re not going out of their way to impress guests, you probably will not be served twelve pounds of chocolate-covered cream cheese.  Please bear this in mind before writing yet another “omg I can’t believe American food” post.

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Hello Mur, I hope you’re having a good time

May I request some Mass/Ginny? And if not them, then maybe just some Virginia?

Thank you :)

You just remind me of the nights of smoke and dirty jokes

Darkened rooms with lonely ghosts

And they were beautiful some time ago

But time keeps rollin' us on

Some historical Mass/Ginny. The southern gentleman and the (ex)Puritan sailor (who by this point has a true talent for swearing like one). Name a more iconic duo.

I drew this while listening to like 4 hours of sea shanties so… take that as you will 😂

Let me know if you have HCs about these two! I’d like to know what, if anything, this scene inspires.

Close up of Mass’s face under the cut bc he’s a cutie

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I watched the sun as it rises and sets

I watched the moon trace its arc with no regrets

My jacket 'round your shoulders, the falling leaves

The wet grass on our backs

As the autumn breeze drifts through the trees

Some vaguely Victorian-era Mass/Ginny autumn fluff for y'all, featuring my interpretation of them. I know I promised a comic and I'm still planning that but for now all my energy was spent on coloring this damn thing. 😂 I hate coloring... and backgrounds.

I have a few HCs about them if you're curious!

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Honestly I think pelicans are pretty cool there’s just something about them and I completely understand Louisiana for having them as their state bird 😌 alas it’s been awhile since I drew Louie as well so I figured I might as well!! I’m very proud of this, might even just draw Louie some more, dare I say

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who up filing they walten rn

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old man and his insane slasher bestie

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*cis person who’s about to ask the weirdest fucking question voice* “sorry i hope this isn’t a weird question but—“