not-the-axolotl

[not-the-axolotl]

Why did i even ask....

Hark, and mark well the gravity of the words i now utter, for thou art ill‑equipped to truly comprehend the fathomless profundity of my affection toward this singular man; nay, to call it mere 'love' would be to sully it with an appellation most paltry, for what i harbor for him transcends mortal vocabulary, defies mortal law, and eclipses even the grandest of epics sung by the most lauded of bards. Know you this: İ would, without hesitation nor shame, endeavor to enact no fewer than six‑and‑twenty distinct and hitherto unrecorded contortions of physical congress upon his person, each more blasphemously indulgent than the last, until the very foundations of the bed, nay, the very bedrock of the dwelling itself, splinter and collapse beneath the sheer ferocity of our union. Yea, i would coax from his lips moans so thunderous, so unholy in his rapturous pitch, that neighbors three leagues hence would raise alarm, and the city watch, misled by the symphony of bliss mistaken for agony, would storm the premises under dire misapprehension of murder most foul. Make no error, good sir: this man is imperiled not by blade nor beast, but by the all‑consuming tempest of my devotion.

[not-the-axolotl]

What did i just read?

Hark, and mark well the gravity of the words i now utter, for thou art ill‑equipped to truly comprehend the fathomless profundity of my affection toward this singular man; nay, to call it mere 'love' would be to sully it with an appellation most paltry, for what i harbor for him transcends mortal vocabulary, defies mortal law, and eclipses even the grandest of epics sung by the most lauded of bards. Know you this: İ would, without hesitation nor shame, endeavor to enact no fewer than six‑and‑twenty distinct and hitherto unrecorded contortions of physical congress upon his person, each more blasphemously indulgent than the last, until the very foundations of the bed, nay, the very bedrock of the dwelling itself, splinter and collapse beneath the sheer ferocity of our union. Yea, i would coax from his lips moans so thunderous, so unholy in his rapturous pitch, that neighbors three leagues hence would raise alarm, and the city watch, misled by the symphony of bliss mistaken for agony, would storm the premises under dire misapprehension of murder most foul. Make no error, good sir: this man is imperiled not by blade nor beast, but by the all‑consuming tempest of my devotion.

[not-the-axolotl]

*isn't used to being held but doesn't mind it.* huh, this is kinda nice i guess- wait no please no- aww..

*doesn't want to be put back down on the floor*

(places a coffee cup on your table precariously near the edge)

*nudges it off*

SONICPHOBIA! YOU PUSH A CUP OFF MY HECKING TABLE ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL GET YOU TO PAY YOUR TOKEN FEE! HOO HOO! I WILL DO IT! *Scruffs Sonicphobia like a kitten*

😛

[not-the-axolotl]

Breaking and entering into hotel (x100 or so)

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[not-the-axolotl]

I have a few :3

I can't FIND a picture of angry fanto so pretend this is one

>:(

U joking?

Found one. Can't remember which dude did this one

[not-the-axolotl]

Why are yall being so nice?? 🥺😢😢

Sorry for the lack of update today, took a short break but will continue tommorrow :)

[not-the-axolotl]

okay okay ill go sleep

What's ur timezone?

CUST (central european summer time)

My sleep scedule is fucked, ik

[not-the-axolotl]

Sorry for the lack of update today, took a short break but will continue tommorrow :)

[not-the-axolotl]

Sorry but your 2 hours off lol (1:38 am here)

What's ur timezone?

CUST (central european summer time)

My sleep scedule is fucked, ik

[not-the-axolotl]

ope, sorry

*fills another mug with water and places it near the edge of the table*

the floors all yours. and quite wet

(places a coffee cup on your table precariously near the edge)

*nudges it off*

SONICPHOBIA! YOU PUSH A CUP OFF MY HECKING TABLE ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL GET YOU TO PAY YOUR TOKEN FEE! HOO HOO! I WILL DO IT! *Scruffs Sonicphobia like a kitten*

😛

[not-the-axolotl]

welp, someone's gotta

*knocks it down as well*

(places a coffee cup on your table precariously near the edge)

*nudges it off*

SONICPHOBIA! YOU PUSH A CUP OFF MY HECKING TABLE ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL GET YOU TO PAY YOUR TOKEN FEE! HOO HOO! I WILL DO IT! *Scruffs Sonicphobia like a kitten*

😛

[not-the-axolotl]

*puts another mug on the table*

*knocks it off*

Ha! You're all out of hands! Now what, huh?!

(places a coffee cup on your table precariously near the edge)

*nudges it off*

SONICPHOBIA! YOU PUSH A CUP OFF MY HECKING TABLE ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL GET YOU TO PAY YOUR TOKEN FEE! HOO HOO! I WILL DO IT! *Scruffs Sonicphobia like a kitten*

😛

[not-the-axolotl]

Ima do something for the contest as well. Just not singing lol my semiverbal ass could never

Theres a Billie bust up "adventure" cover contest!

Entry

Sheet music

@bbu-fan-blog @battersweet @sonicphobia0601

[not-the-axolotl]

Siblings just be like that sometimes lol

I got lungs!

Yes, that is my living counterpart singing a Billie Bust Up song. Adventure!

[not-the-axolotl]

nobody needs to know what gender you were assigned at birth. no more agab. nobody needs to know.

[not-the-axolotl]

I NOTICED THAT TOO :D

Rad Magic Dad spotted in the newest song art.

[not-the-axolotl]

What's ur timezone?

CUST (central european summer time)

My sleep scedule is fucked, ik