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Looks like there’s something on the ground

It looks like candy

//if you eat the candy, you will be turned into a girl for 24 hours minimum

Hm~? Ground candy... How odd. It appears like it's meant for me, but... Why would I eat something off the ground? That seems quite unsanitary~.

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@guinhoesfluchschuetze You just gonna take that lying down?

Despite using the E.G.O. Gear of an Abnormality who's entire deal is that it's bullets never miss, Gubo appears to have a laser sight attached to his rifle. This is a reference to the fact he is a bum.

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back on my bullshit

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A fine red what now?

I am Yi Sang. My name is all you need to know. I have recovered from my organs blooming viscerally. T'was quite painful indeeed. I shan't get into the details, for my fuckass coworkers are awaiting me, and I would rather not take ANOTHER TOMATO TO THE BACK OF MY FUCKING HEAD.

DNI IF YOU ARE

-A pedophile.

-A Racist.

-One who holds any ill will to any of those identifying as LGBTQ+.

-The fuckwit who keeps ordering slices of cheese to be delivered to the city hall.

-Kromer.

-Colonel Sanders.

-Just here to lord your superiority over me. I've heard it a million times and it doesn't make the noose any more appealing than it is already.

-Jia Baoyu. You are not at all pleasant to work with. I wish ill upon your days.

-DONGRANG FROM THE KFC ACROSS THE STREET. I HAVE TAKEN A NOTE OUT OF OUTIS'S BOOK AND MOUNTED A FUCKING BALLISTA ON THE ROOF OF THE MCDONALDS. I WILL TURN YOUR FACE INTO A FINE RED MIST IF YOU SPEAK TO ME AGAIN, CORPORATE DICKSUCKER.

-Gubo, I shan't work another day at the corporate marring of my life's last smile.

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Kinda fashionably late with this question, but thoughts on the April Fools even Limbus did?

I assume you mean event. That was... Certainly a thing that happened, that's for sure.

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I sometimes wiggle my finger in the soft serve machine to feel something again.

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A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

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Go, my scarabs!

I'm bored as shit and out of eatables. Ask me questions plz. And before you tell me I can just practice music I did that until my finger tips were bleeding so I need something else to do...

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A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

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IMm gonna have a stroke

What's your type?

Not you.

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Developed an online identity separate from my main online identity that I dedicated entirely to my Fixer hyperfixation and Don Quixote. You’ll never guess what happened next.

⚓️hey pm fans reblog this with your lame claim to city fame /nf

⚓️mine’s having the same birthday as Roland while also having a fictive of him (this is the wombo combo that gives some legitimacy to my claims of being “literally Roland irl”)

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M!A: Horsegilius jumpscare

!!!!!!!!!!

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…Ah. It’s working. It seems Yesod’s bookkeeping was enough after-all. Well then, I’ll keep this brief.

This is Angela, Librarian and Director of her Role’s Namesake, transmitting from the Outskirts using a T-Corp Style News-Ticker, tuned using notes from Malkuth on the frequencies used in T-Corp. We’ve modified this news-ticker to function not dissimilarly to a two-way transmission unit, though as it stands, it appears I’m the only one capable of interfacing with it, due to my status as a machine. I am reaching out to you, to all of you, so as to establish a connection, and to allow us to ‘catch up’ on matters while we continue to operate to the best of our abilities here in the Outskirts.

In interest of keeping things brief, I will state: the most recent piece of news we’ve been able to see on this news-ticker has been regarding an “Upstart Company” which resolved a distortion in T-Corp. I will also state, that while I appear to be able to interface with this device, we’re only able to upload old stored images from some truly desolate remaining infrastructure that was brought over from the former L-Corp… Ergo, do not question our current icon. Malkuth was… Incessant that I use an icon, and it was, unfortunately, the only undamaged data.

Regardless, I am hoping to establish a connection to keep us informed, and… Also to alleviate some of the boredom, we have begun to experience here.

As it stands, the data-sorting tags I am most likely to use, are as follows:

For conversations and communications with other users, I will be using “Interaction”.

For asks and direct messages, I will be using “Communication Received”.

For images of the city that manage to come through, I will use “Appreciable Art”.

//This blog is a parody, and in no way affiliated with Project Moon.//

//Mod intro under the cut.//

Howdy. I’m the mod of this blog; you can call me Avia, since that’s my name. The best way to introduce myself, is that I live with @inexorablyinsecure’s mod, Sickle, against my will. She’s the one who has pulled me into this, and he’s driving me absolutely mad with all of this. Still, I think we’ll have fun, but apologies if I tend to keep in my lane for a bit, at first.

As for tone, I’ll primarily be writing this as if she’s receiving tumblr posts across a news-ticker, and sending replies to the best of her ability. I’ll generally keep things brief, to the point, but when it comes to writing… I think I may become significantly more wordy. As for where they are in canon, they are currently post-exile, nearly current time as of Limbus Company, but to learn more, you’ll simply have to interact with her.

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trans rights are human* rights btw

*includes people who are no longer human but once were, or those who were never human but long to be

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So... Thoughts on Demian's mom?

https://youtu.be/_Xcq6bbY71Y?si=eh-6taj8_-VoDOY-

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that's exactly what a cat would say!

drew this little guy quickly v_v not my best work but. sheep!

She looks very sad. Perhaps someone could draw her a friend to cheer her up?