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I have always been a person who wants to eat mangos

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I manifest this

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Hot take; saying hi to sales people as you walk away is kinder than completely ignoring them.

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I love self affirmations like this

awe fuck. I smoked the weed that gives me no self confidence

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“You shouldn't make fun of Donald Trump's conditi-” Nah

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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The funny thing about leaving Christianity is re-reading to see that Jesus wasn’t the nice guy I was taught that he was.

He literally called a woman sub human because she was a Samaritan, to only help her when she said the right words or praised him. He basically embarrassed his family in front of a crowd with the whole “who are my mother and brothers” bs. He refused to answer any questions when those closest to him were genuinely confused, then proceeded to scold them when he felt as if they didn’t know the answers to his weird ass riddles. He told to sell belongings and give to the poor and yet when his disciples scolded him for allowing expensive perfume to be used on him, he scolds them again and saying “the poor will always be there”.

We were taught that he was this dude who changed the world with his teachings, and yet in reality he didn’t even make waves while he was alive. Nothing he taught in favor of the poor really took in his lifetime, and he was the supposed “messiah” who would cause political change? Also, don’t get me started on that weirdo Paul.

He was a cult leader through and through. He was a dick.

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they're trying to make you hate sex and porn and hate being fat again therefore it is imperative that all fatties fuck nasty in the streets 2day

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Here this should help

occasional posts from users

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SEXUALLY AGGRESSIVE BRIDGE TROLL: you must solve my riddles three or you will suck my gnarled wee

SUSPICIOUS MERCHANT: my wares cost no coin, but remember: everything has a price...

ORC WITH A URINARY TRACT INFECTION: [pissing in a bush] AAAAAOOOOOOOUUUHHHHHHH

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Hiya! Here's your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine!

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Well.... I know what's not on my plate😅

Someone get me the ice pick. ⛏️

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REAL. If I could stop i would, that's what makes it an illness.

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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Ditto

For the record, I would never knowingly use or share AI generated art in anything I post, so if you ever catch me doing so, it was an accident, and I'd like you to let me know so I can delete it.