i don't "dissociate" i'm just practicing separating my soul from my body so i'm ready for death. like any good philosopher should
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"You're the best friend I've ever had. You know that, right?"
↳@lgbtqcreators event 21 — beginnings and endings
↳@lgbtqcreators bingo | transition
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How to Save Your Own Life, Erica Jong
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Happy anniversary to Jeff Kinney inventing one of the most brutal bullying tactics of our time.
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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:
1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.
2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.
60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.
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One thing that helps me calm down about intra-left-wing sniping and the reality that the big center-left coalition inevitably includes a lot of ridiculous nonsense, is to remember how ubiquitous seances were to progressive politics in the 19th century. Like, e.g., Frederick Douglas had to go to so many seances. Many, many political strategy sessions around the country had to include feedback from the ghost of Moses who spoke to us via morse code.
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I'm kind of at a point where the "queer spaces" i feel safest in are the ones that have a pet cishet dude or two hanging around
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There's blood on the side of the mountain
It's turning a new shade of red
Yeah, sometimes the fire you founded
Don't burn the way you'd expect
Yeah, you thought that this was the end
@lgbtqcreators creator bingo | your url + overlay + typography + green
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The Addams Family // New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family
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we've done it again folks
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Simone de Beauvoir, from a letter to Jean-Paul Sartre (Paris, 21 February 1941)
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the reason none of us can ever leave tumblr is because we've already evolved to having this be our only suitable habitat. we're the devils hole pupfish of people.
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literally sincerely the people's princess
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