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NotailsAndMore Tweet Compilation 4

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I’ll refer to this as Act 4. The “=)” face is around for a bit, but it’s mostly dominated by face “IwI”... So I suppose you could consider this an intermission as well. OwO

This happened a full 6 days after the last act... So that’s an even bigger pause than the last. I don’t remember if this pattern continues right now, but I’ll probably comment on it in my next compilation of the next act when I get to it. OwO

You can tell when this starts from the last arc because it opens with all caps, if you’re following from the Twitter itself. OwO

  193 |

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NOTAIL FACTS. STOP IT.

194 |

GET OUT OF MY NOTAIL FACT THIS IS WHERE I BELONG =IwI)

195 |

WHO ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU? I AM NOTAIL FACTS. =)

196 |

GET OUT. FUCKING GET OUT. AND THAT'S A FACT.

197 |

NOTAIL FACT DID YOU KNOW? MY BRAIN IS ON FIRE PLEASE LEAVE. =I)wI

198 |

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN HERE? DID YOU KNOW? I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE THIS TIME. =)

199 |

Did you know? Cutting your hand is a really bad idea. =)

200 |

NOTAIL PARASITE. IT'S A PARASITE. Did you know? STOP IT. GET OUT OF ME. YOUR A NOTAIL PARASITE AREN'T YOU?

201 |

Don't do it.

202 |

IT WON'T LET ME PULL IT OUT.

203 |

I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. I WOULD LEAVE IF YOU DIED. =)

204 |

Killing yourself is wrong though.

205, reply, 206, & 207, reply, 208, reply, & 211 |

LET ME OUT THE DOOR. LET ME GO OUTSIDE. HELP. SOMEONE HELP.

hey uh are you ok lol :3

DO YOU KNOW WHERE I AM? PLEASE.

RIP IT OUT OF ME.

i wish i did honey :3 look try 2 breathe ok? everything is going 2 b alright u just need 2 calm down :3

(Note: This reply follows on from tweet 206: “DO YOU KNOW WHERE I AM? PLEASE”. OwO)

PARASITE. PARASITE

its ok sweetie i know its scary but u have to calm down :3 is it hurting u? or just scaring u? :3

i'm in so much pain. =)

209, & 210 |

i am not a parasite.

and that's just a fact.

212, reply, 218, reply, & 224, reply, 219, reply, 223, reply, 226, & 227 |

I ripped out my antennas. My head is still burning holy fucking Neo. IwI

O- Jeez. I don't think that would have been the best way to do it but, I will be holding my judgement! :}

(Note: At the time this was posted, this account was Bill Gale the Science Notail, or A-55. It’s returned to another O-5 in the meantime, but that’s who it was then. OwO)

It was eating at my mind, it was eating at me. I....haven't eaten in days. IwI

Do you still have your antennas with you? I might be able to get a few people to research on wharever has been using you as a host. Send me your coordinates and i will send someone to collect them for you. :}

I don't know where I am. I can't move too well. Let me exit the building. IwI

well thats 1 way 2 do it i guess lol :3 u ok sweetie? do u kno what happened? :3

(Note: This follows on from tweet 212: “I ripped out my antennas”. OwO)

I don't know. I don't know how I got a parasite I mean no one knows how you get one right? They're freaks. IwI

sounds like uve had it rough im rly sorry 2 hear that :3 make sure u get something 2 eat honey but the reason every1s so interested in u is this has happened b4 on this account :3 either its parasite that rly wants to tweep or smth spookier :3

Fuck. Fuck. I'm looking at the past posts on this tweeper. What the FUCK could a parasite want with tweeper? HOW is a microscopic parasite moving from person to person? IwI

o-11 started calling it an anomaly :3 mb its not a parasite at all :3 hey quick q r u on eukaryote rn? :3

Are you trying to say my antennas are an anomaly? Also yes. I'm on Eukaryote BUT I DO NOT LIVE HERE. IwI

I mean....I was going there the day I lost control but I don't remember going there or the time after that. IwI

213, reply, 214, reply, 217, reply, & 220, reply, 215, 216, reply, & 221 |

Why. WHY THE FUCK WAS A PARASITE USING ME TO HOST A TWITTER ACCOUNT? IwI

I'm honestly just impressed you managed to stop 'em. You got some real claws there. >:3 

I'm not in the right mind to be talking to an O-6, sorry. I'm not ready to go from the frying pan and into the fire. IwI

"An" O-6? >:3

All of you are too worthy to be talking to me. IwI

I've been the only O-6 for 4000 years. Fuck are you on about? >:3

Sorry. IwI

What can you recall about the parasite? uvu

(Note: This reply follows on from tweet 213: “Why the fuck was a parasite using me to host a Twitter account”. Both O-6 and O-5 replied to the same tweet that was made. OwO)

It stopped after i pulled out my antennas. It's an antenna parasite, right? It's a fucking antenna parasite. IwI

Antenna parasite, they're suppose to be rare and microscopic. Right? It had to be one. It had to be. IwI

I don't think they exist, Mr =). :}

I'm not "=)" that's what that parasite's....face or whatever shit it was. It was using MY body. I didn't type any of that shit! IwI

222 |

I only started breaking free of its control because it was starving me. It must have accidentally weakened itself because it forgot to eat. IwI

225, reply, & 228, reply, & 229 |

Exited the building. I'm...a block away from the O-class building....I don't even live on this planet, how did it move me all the way here? IwI

It's best you move away. :}

Too late.... IwI

o lol that answers my q nvm :3 u might wanna get out of there b4 they try 2 bring u in 4 questioning or smth :3

(Note: This follows on from tweet 225: “Exited the building”. This compilation has had a lot of multiple replies. Horrible! OwO)

Yeah...It's too late for that. IwI

230 |

Ignore this account. Looks like we finally caught who has been breaking in to a certain high security building.~~ We have a lot of questions, and a lot of equipment to get them out of him. c:

[Ignore this account.]

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NotailsAndMore Tweet Compilation 3

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Ahem. This is what I consider Act 3. You see the return of the face “=)” again, and the personality as well... OwO

It’s actually very interesting because Act 1 & Act 2 both were on the same day but Act 3 takes place three whole days later so those who were watching at the time when this was going on who also didn’t know this was O-1 actually, it’s pretty funny in hindsight, wondered if that was going to be the end of this Twitter account after all but didn’t really expect that or anything. I mean come on, you see a hook like that? Of course there was going to be more, hahaha. OwO

[ you can’t get rid of me. =)

Location: EVERYWHERE ]

130 |

Notail Facts! Notail facts! Did you know? Metaparxii are loyal and forced notail friends?

131 |

Notail Facts! Notail facts! Did you know? The average age for a metaparxi to cry directly due to a Notail for the first time is 2 years old? =)

132 |

Notail Facts! Do not die! Notail Facts! Do not cry! Notail Facts! Feel no fear! Notail Facts! Cannot be stopped! Notail Facts! Are the best! Notail Facts! Are to die for! =)

133, reply, 136, reply, & 138 |

Who is there? Notail Facts! Who is following me? Notail Facts! =)

What, a literal following or a Tweeper following. >:3

=) (= =)c

Thanks, it was useless. >:3

Notail Facts! Did you know? That you don't know who's following you until you look. =)

Original, & 134 |

@NotailsAndMore, are you hiring?

Notail Facts! Did you know? Notail Facts has a whole team behind it! No positions are currently open! =)

Original, 135, reply, 137, reply, & 141 |

@NotailsAndMore welcome back

Thank you for welcoming Notail Facts into your home! If you have any facts to give or questions to ask, tell me! Notail Facts keep me alive! Without them, I might die! That's how much I love, Notail Facts. =)

does that count as a fact?-ck

That's a fact! (A Notail Fact.) Shuuuuuuush. =)

can i trade you facts for notail facts? ck

Sometimes! And that's a fact! =)

139, reply, & 144 |

Hi Hi Hi Howdy @peon_educator!!!! Did you know? How much pain they were in as they burned? =)

I’m afraid I don’t know what you’re implying.

Well that's the amazing part about facts! You learn facts everyday, and this is a new one. =)

140, reply, & 188 |

Hello @dailyO_2! Hello! Did you know? He still lives in fear to this day. Oh how horrible a long lifespan is. =)

hey did you see my message about a possible job in the press. good pay and benefits :D

We at Notail Facts have a job. Thank you for your offer. =)

142 |

Notail facts would like to welcome @CoolguyO_5! Hi! Did you know? At least one species so far has been totally wiped out due to clockwork infections? =)

143 |

Hello there @INSULTR0N! Welcome welcome! Tourists are a solid gas? =) Did you know!

145 |

Don't tell them about the Notail Facts. They would be so disappointed in me.

146 |

@mun_mun_bun @mun_mun_bun The planet is gone, but the moon is still there. Abandoned. =)

147 |

@mulberrybranch is welcomed into our group! Hello! Here's a Notail Fact for you! ---Did you know---> ---That taking just 10 minutes a /day to run lowers heart failure rates?-> =)

148 |

Hello there @Clockwork_v1. What a nice robot you are! Did you know? The clockwork virus is the leading cause of death for some underdeveloped and poor planets. =)

149 |

I didn't know what I was getting into. If you believe me. =)

150 |

Notail Facts! Wouldn't it be nice if everyone just dropped dead? Don't nod with me. You know wishing that is fucked up, asshole. I don't need your blind approval.

151, reply, & 190 |

Got myself a new coat. =)

what's (or who's) it made of? :D

Notail. =)

152, reply, 154, reply, & 157, reply, 159 & 160 |

Notail Facts! Did you know? Some people don't know how to read! =)

Oh, i-is that a vague at me? Sorry, but if it is you'll have to be c-clearer. ;3

Notail Fact! Did you know? Maybe if someone knew how to read they wouldn't suffer such permeant and long lasting effects? And that's a fact! =)

u spelled permanent wrong, its permanent! morsay fact! 

And What If It Wasn't Misspelled? =)

Oh, b-but the past is always set in stone. How could it be anything but permanent? By the way, did you know cats can read people's facial e-expressions? It's quite true. Interesting, isn't it? ;3

(Note: This follows on from tweet 154: “maybe if someone knew how to read...”. The two threads branch out at this point, because everything exists to make my life harder! OwO)

Do I have a face

Tell me

153, reply, 155, reply, 158, reply, 161, reply, & 163 |

I steal someone's face and it's Ok, and All about making things better. =) - I steal someone's face and it's Horrible, and You're a parasitic worm. =)

Dude r u stealing peoples faces? thats fucked =3

How ironic! And that's. Just a fact. =)

hey i'm not my boss, dude. =>

How ironic! And that's. Just a fact. =)

are you specifically calling me out because this really isnt cool =¿

I'm calling out the whole race! How dare you steal faces! =)

Oh, okay. What are you even talking about at this point tho. =》 

How could you steal all those faces and not remember? In war those who win write the history book. =)

156 |

Put your hand in a blender!

162 |

The @v1diana ever so bright. Drifts out into the once massive sky. =)

164 |

@ me with a word, and I will tell you a fact! Don't respond to this though. =)

165 |

I do Notail Facts! I do all types of facts, but Notail Facts are my favorite facts! =)

Original, & 166 |

@NotailsAndMore Fuck. >:3

Did you know? Lewd thoughts about other Notails is taboo on most Notail planets if you're a Notail! =)

Original, 167, reply, & 171 |

@NotailsAndMore What! 👏 The! 👏 Absolute! 👏 Heck!  👏

Did you know? The massacre of- Oh. That info is classified. Winners are the writers, especially if the other side doesn't exist anymore. =)

Thank the stars I'm a writer then- WAIT. Massacre. Of what? 

Hm? Of the -. Don't you know? Such a poor - species, they had no chance. They really needed that - though. =)

Original, 168, reply, & 170 |

@NotailsAndMore do fear! nun

Notail Fact! Did you know? People feeling intense fear while being attacked b y a N o t a i l m a y h a l l u c i n a t e b e i n g a t t a c k e d b y a w i l d a n i m a l a n d r e p o r t i t a s s u c h ? =)

spacing it. out does. not make. it very. scary at. all, did. you know? nun

i'm not trying to cause fear. if i wanted to fucking make people scream i'd stop hiding in the darkness when i leave my house. people who are fucking scared of words on a screen haven't seen the horrors of the real world.

Original, & 169 |

@NotailsAndMore Synergy

Praying to two types of gods is said to give you synergy powers! =) Did you know? Notail Facts! Too bad god is a sham.

Original, & 172 |

@NotailsAndMore Plastic. uvu

Did you know? Did you know that there are just holes in the ground filled with plastic? How would you feel if someone did that to you? The planet isn't alive. Thank you for that. =)

173 |

Rodents layering the floor. What if I just lay in them?

174 |

ALL THINGS MUST COME TO AN END. YET THERE ARE A MURDER OF 10 CROWS STANDING OVERHEAD. CROWS FLOCK TO WATCH THE DEAD. WHICH ONE OF YOU DID IT? 

Original, & 175 |

@NotailsAndMore Tailed

Notail Fact! Did you know? Notails lack tails! Notails never needed them! =)

Original, & 176 |

@NotailsAndMore Tell me. T-tell me about "you". ;3

Notail Facts! Notail Facts! Did you know? I've been lied to before. So now I only speak the truth! I tell no lies. No lies anymore. =)

Original, 177, reply, 180, reply, 181, reply, 182, reply, & 189 |

@NotailsAndMore Hr. Do death. OwO

please don't ask about that one. not you.

Oh... If you can't...Can you do rabbit...? OwO

no.

Oh...Sorry...OwO

not that one either.

No, I was apologizing...OwO

Notail Fact! Notail Fact! Did you know? 86% of Notails report feeling extremely embarrassed when asked to give a serious apology, so most don't! =)

Hrrr I do mean it though...I asked you that so I could see what you meant the other day, but...You apologized for talking about something that happened to me, I could at least return the favor by not talking about something that happened to you...OwO

oh no. i refuse to talk about those facts. because they're about you.

Original, & 178 |

hideout @notailsandmore

Notail Fact! Did you know? Hideouts are for scum with bodies to hide. If you hang the bodies on the gallows, you don't need to hide anymore. They're a murderer and proud! The neighbors blush at how fearless they are. =)

179 |

Hi @birdtrayalOf_2! Welcome to the group! I'm glad to have you here. Just listen closely to me, and we shouldn't have any problems! =)

183 & 184 |

Who wants to watch me kill a man?

That's a joke. =)

185, reply, 186, & 187 |

Notail Fact! Notail Fact! Did you know? Humans don't have skin.

How is that a notail fact. >:3

..............hm.

don't be a smart ass, the name Notail facts means the facts are from a Notail. facts gathered by us. Notails. and now shared.

Original, & 191 |

@NotailsAndMore Vorarephilia 0ω0

Notail Facts! Notail Facts! Did you know? I'm leaving for now.

192 |

=)

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NotailsAndMore Tweet Compilation 2

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This section will contain the tweets that I consider make up Act 2. Because they are not actually from O-1, you could also consider them an intermission... But they still hold important information either way. OwO

This batch of tweets began a little over an hour after the last round stopped... Which isn’t a very long pause. You can most easily tell the difference because this person’s face is “TvT” rather than “=)”, if you’re looking to track these from the Twitter itself... OwO

98 |

I passed out and I wake up to me being logged into this creepy ass notail fact account. Fuck off who did this? TvT

Reply to 8, & 99 |

hate to be a stickler for details but you didn't say a fact just a question tho i *would* like to know some notail facts about my dark past :D

Holy fuck. Look if you know me O-2 sir I just want you to know I did not make this account or tweeped at you, I just woke up to this. Who tweeps shit like this at an O-class? TvT

100, reply, & 102, reply, 108, reply, & 112 |

X-7364 if this was you and some of your shitty experiments I WILL strangle all of your dirty rats. These O classes could order my death for no reason. You even used my actual email to do this. They could figure out who I am! TvT

Your buddy even said "fuck you" to me. Now that guy's got some real claws. >:3 

I am so sorry O-6 sir. I had nothing to do with this but I will still apologize. Please forgive me, I'm ok if you don't forgive my friend and kill him though. TvT

Grovelling ain't pretty, you know. But hey, you ain't done anything, right? Maybe I'll let you go. >:3

You would be most kind if you let me go for words that were not my own. Thank you. TvT

I'll think about it. >:3

Thank you. That is all I ask, and all I am allowed to ask. TvT

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lol u rly had me worried there sweetie :3 im still curious abt this whole thing if u want 2 help me find out abt it :3

I didn't write any of this! This has to be an X class prank. "Ha Ha, make your friend pass out, make an account with their email and possibly kill them by telling O-6 that you love them. So funny!" TvT

lmao u creeped out like every single o class tho i think thats kinda an achievement u should be proud of urself :3 whoever made this account was saying some really spooky stuff tho do u think it was just creepypasta or what :3

Please don't say I did it. I had nothing to do with this. I wouldn't contact the O classes, much less say such things to them, for they are most favorable to my survival. It was just some shitty prank. Some of the reactions are, strange, but that is no matter to me. TvT

watching u suck up 2 them is rly funny lol but kk babe i guess ill drop it :3 smh i thought this was something cool :3

I rather not relate "something cool" with angering the O classes but I understand. TvT

suckuuuuuuuup :3

I rather live a suck up than die for something I didn't do. TvT

how abt i give u smth else 2 suck on hot stuff :3

Look I don't even have a tweeper and I'm about to abandon this account and never touch it again. So my response to that is "um bye." TvT

i hate 2 see u leave but i love 2 watch u go :3

That's extremely holy and not ok. TvT

i hope ur not as disappointing in bed as ur friends failed arg was on tweeper :3

How could a notail raise so high to grace? TvT

u sure raise some things of mine baby :3

I would block you but I'm not going to be related to this account anymore, and if my friend logs back in I'm ok with him getting fucked over by your words. TvT

id prefer 4 u 2 to get fucked by me :3

Courtship between notails is not ok, but I suppose you know that. Just understand that "no." TvT

lol our society sux anyway i dont think its possible to pollute our gene pool more than its already fucked up babe :3

Ok well society gives me a roof over my head, food, and the time I got bit by a mallon I was experimenting on society fixed my arm before it rotted away. So we'll have to agree to disagree. TvT

lmao :3 the more u talk the more stupid and boring u seem :3

Says the notail who keeps going after clearly making me uncomfortable. But "sigh" I guess that's most people. TvT

ppl are funniest when theyre uncomfortable :3

Typical notail. You fit in just nicely. TvT

Original, 103, reply, & 105 |

@NotailsAndMore is it time for my 13 other facts?

Look it up yourself? Go read the Cosmosdex or something. I may be a K class but I'm not some fact machine. TvT

The what

Can you not look up basic and common terms? Geez look. http://cosmosdex.com/cosmosdex/ TvT

104, reply, & 107 |

X-7364 just walked in with coffee and called me a sleepy head. Said I passed out after intensely working on typing. Said I wouldn't respond to me when he had a question. He's lying, he knows he went overboard this time. TvT

You may want to improve your security. This could have ended very badly for you. :V

I will do what you recommended O-7 sir as you are most wise as all O classes are. I do have good security, I must have passed out so fast my computer didn't lock so my roommate and coworker decided to fuck with me. TvT

106, reply, 111, reply, & 117 |

I just checked the profile page to see if I could find some evidence of who did this. "i'm not sorry i told the truth when you didn't. no one deserves lies." The hell. If this is over lying about who ate the last pizza I'm going to be pissed. TvT

This went better for you than it could have mate, but I would recommend keeping closer guard over your belongings. Some of the other O-classes seem a bit agitated right now. uvu

Fully understood O-5, who kicks clockworks across the skies. I'll attempt to not pass out at my computer with my roommate around. TvT

The epithets aren't necessary mate. But maybe give your roommate a kick so they don't pull this again for good measure. uvu

I will make sure to give him a kick no matter how much he says he had nothing to do with this. Thank you for the advice O class. TvT

Original, & 110 |

@NotailsAndMore Once you figure out who did this, send me their ID number. Immediately. unu

I....think it's my roommate X-7364, but he's swearing the whole time this was going on I was working and refused to respond. I don't believe him but he sounds so serious about this. TvT

Reply to other party, & 116 |

Is there any way I can convince it to become a solid Yes? c:<

(Note: I won’t record this whole exchange because I don’t think it’s relevant... The context is O-8 is looking for who made this account. That’s all. OwO)

I know this is rude of me, and feel free to confirm this, but will you spare my roommate? He seems so honest in his pleads that he didn't do it.... He's the only one who could have done it, so it's him, but it seems like he regrets it deeply now. TvT

Original, 121, reply, 123, reply, & 127 |

I really am impressed by how many people they managed to unsettle in, what, an hour? uvu

Honestly as an X class he is naturally unsettling but I've never seen him act this badly. I wonder if I really ticked him off with the pizza thing. TvT

I've dealt with much worse than some X class...if it was just that then whatever...what does your friend know....OwO

I wish he would just admit it already. He said a few really odd things on this account and I have no idea where he's getting it from. Just. Fucking admit it X! Why is he being so rude to O classes you guys could KILL or BANISH us. TvT

It feels like something stranger is going on...OwO

It's just a stupid prank. A stupid prank that's now getting us basically evicted cause we can't stay here anymore. Stupid, stupid, prank. TvT

128, & 129 |

Ok this account is done. My roommate likely made this account as a laugh and somehow got the attention of the O classes. I'm sorry this happened even though I had nothing to do with it. I wish I could say my friend was sorry too but he's pissed off. TvT

Logging out, and never logging back in again. Yet again. Sorry for all the problems this account caused. Just unfollow this account. Bye. TvT

[ THIS ACCOUNT IS DEAD | Shitty prank by shitty roommate/friend who refuses to admit it | Will never be logging in ever again ]

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NotailsAndMore Tweet Compilation 1

Um. There’s a lot of information from the Twitter NotailsAndMore that is vital to understanding O-1... But, Twitter is very hard to use when you want to look at everything someone has made, or search for something in it. Worse, you need an account yourself to look at the tweets “with replies” - locking anyone without a Twitter out of the context of many tweets that involve other people. OwO

That’s why I’m here to gather these all up in one place... I hope this helps any O-1 or notail theorists out there. This first Compilation will contain all of the tweets from what I consider Act 1. It was the first round of tweets that NotailsAndMore made. OwO

P.S. If some tweets are ordered together (i.e. 6 & 7), then they’re in the same thread. OwO

[ =) (@NotailsAndMore) The Universe is Great! Notails are A-A-Amazing! Tweet us to get facts, we love facts, we love Notails! Bzzz! =) ]

1 |

Notail facts! Universe facts! Tweet me for facts you want! We're friendly! =)

2 |

Notail facts! Notail facts! I love Notail Facts! =)

3 |

Did you know? @order_five has killed a man! Notail facts! Notail facts! =)

4, reply, 10, reply, 12, reply, 14, reply, 17, & 18 |

Notail facts! Notail facts! Did you know? @l6pdoggo_7 has killed a man!

Oh how I wish that it had stopped at only one man. :V

I love you! =) How many men have you killed? Too many to count! Notail Facts! Did you know? I love you! =)

What exactly are you, may I ask? You sound like a poorly-programmed bot. :V

Did you know? I Am Notail Facts! (= We've met.

Have we now? :V

Did you know? =)

Why don’t you give me the “notail fact” of who exactly you are? :V

No Tail Fact! I wish I was a Notail! Notails kill other Species! Notails are Strong! Did you know? =)

Notails killed my species! Notail facts! =)

5, reply, & 20 |

Did you know? @ALL3YGATOR has killed a man! Notail facts! Notail facts!

!! -w- I've killed lots of men! -w-

I'm so happy! For these Notail Facts! =)

6 & 7 |

Notail facts! Nooooootail facts! Do you know? Who @dailyO_2 killed? =)

Tweet us if you know more notail facts! =)

8, reply, & 30 |

It seems you're here @order_five! Hi Hi Hi! What Notail facts do you have Today? =)

Are you okay mate uvu

In General? >>>> Today?<<<< Notail fact! I feel great right now! I love talking to you. =)

9 |

All Notails are my Children! I love Children! Notail fact! Did you know? .?? =)

11 |

@CobaltJudgesYou has joined! Hello! Hello! you're not a notail. =)

13 |

Listen to Notail Facts! Notail Facts Are Wise And Right! Did you know? The Abunis snakes haven't been investigated yet! Who knows what facts they have! =) 

15, reply, & 25 |

Hi @K13205! Hi @K13205! Are you a notail? Or something deeper? =) Did you know?

I'm a notail, and my buddy here's a weird kinkshaming robot 0ω0 

Did you know? You're a Notail and your buddy is a robot! =)

16, reply, 31, reply, 35, reply, & 37 |

Hi! @lifeEternalLHQR! It isn't fair I can't see the facts of your planet! Notail Facts! I don't know? =)

Why can't you see the facts about Tiberius? The relevant info should be easy to find if you look.

Let me see. With my eyes. Dammit. =)

Oh I do love blindness jokes. The '130s called, they want their gag back 

I'm not joking! I do love pranks! I'm not joking! I just want to see it for myself. =)

The only part of the planet you can't visit without... drawbacks... is Ascension and the Citadel.

THERE IS NO FACT I'M NOT ALLOWED TO KNOW! I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT LEARNING MORE FACTS! Thank you for listening to my Notail fact. =)

19, reply, 28, reply, & 32 |

Did you know? Vengeance is a feeling only Notails feel! =)

Untrue! I feel it very often! Friendship however, I do not feel.

ok. = (

Do not worry, I am not vengeful towards you.

ok.

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They all deserved to die. 

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@ALL3YGATOR! You're a Notail! You know some Facts! Give me some. Notail Facts! =) 

I'm not a notail! I'm a crocgon. Or a dragaytor! It's the same thing! -w-

Notail Fact! You're a Notail. Stop lying to yourself, it's not nice for the rest of your species. =)

??????? -w- I do not know why you're calling me a notail! I told you what I am! -w-

I'm so sorry! I am sorry! Notail Facts only tells the truth! Facts! Please don't follow Notail Facts if you cannot handle it! =)

I can handle someone calling me a notail! It is just weird that you are! -w-

I am not weird! I was here before you. I am the standard. =)

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Hi @2aisandhybrid! Did you know? Notails are the best species! =)

if we follow and leave a whole bunch do we get like. a whole bunch of notail facts. -ck

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. I don't like you. =)

that isnt a fact. -ck

oh i'm sorry is the fact that i hate you not enough. cause that's a fact.

where are my 14 other facts? also sure thats a good enough fact -ck

ill see you in human hell. =)

i don't know what a human is, but alright. 13 more.

No more. Greedy asshole. =)

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@Overtaker_6 @Overtaker_6 @Overtaker_6 @Overtaker_6 I love you the most! That's a Fact. =) @Overtaker_6 @Overtaker_6 @Overtaker_6 @Overtaker_6

I'm not surprised. I'm the best out of all these assholes, after all. >:3

Notail Facts! The Notail to kill the most, Wins! =)

Damn fucking right. >:3

=)

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~~~NOTAIL~~~ Hi @order05! Did you know? You're not a good person. ~~~FACTS!~~~ 

I am aware of this fact. Who is this? Are you picking some sort of fight with me, mate? Onu

(Note: the account that answered was who O-1 directed the @ at. The username is just different now... OwO)

I am Notail Facts! People feed me facts, and I tell them to others! My species is gone and I have nothing else. Please just pretend I belong here. Please tell people I'm a Notail. I'm only mad at you because you know my pain. =)

Why would I, O-5, know a pitiful specimen's pain like yours? Especially one so dastardly as to sympathize with 11T. MATE. Onu

Ok don't relate to me fucker, I didn't care anyway. I hope you continue to live in pain.

I AM ORDER 5 AND NOT SUFFERING AT THIS CURRENT MOMENT IN TIME, YOU SORRY DISGUISED EXCUSE FOR A NOTAIL. I AM NOT IN ANY SORT OF BODILY PAIN AT ALL. AND I AM VERY ABLE TO RELATE, MATE. SOMEHOW. OnO

Yay! =)

NOW WHAT AM I SYMPATHIZING ABOUT? AS I AM ABLE TO DO THIS. COMPLETELY. On-

pain.

abandonment.

envy.

that last one is the deadliest of all.

Are you okay????

Notail Facts! Notail Facts! Did you know? I am ok! I said I was ok! I don't come out when I'm not ok! Which is all the time. Please tell me I'm ok. Am I in pain and not noticing? =)

I APOLOGIZE BUT I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS, BUT I DO NOT FEEL ANY OF THESE 3 PAINS. AS I have had a fun time with @PrincessO_4 the previous cycle, and the other O-5s are VASTLY inferior. So. There there, mate. Onu

(Note: This follows on from tweet 82: “that last one is the deadliest of all”. The two threads branch out from each other. If this is a pain to read - it’s hard for me to format nicely, too. OwO)

Yeah O-5 never envies anything. He's chill and has lots of friends. :)

Ok! Thank you for that Notail Lie! (=

34 |

So many new people! Notail fact. I greet everyone! I am not rude, am I? I thought so too! =)

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This guy's a blatant suckup, but I still like 'em. >:3

I love you. Fuck off. =)

You fuck off, you started the conversation. >:3

Thank you! Please talk to me again. =)

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Hi @orderoftheox! Hello to you! Notail Facts! Did you know? Of a disgusting creature that hides his antennas? =)

No. c:<

Thank you for trying! Please tell me when you find him! Please I have facts! =)

What exactly are you. c:<

I am Notail Facts! I know what Notails Know. You wouldn't hide facts away from me! Please don't. =)

Then I am inclined to inform you that no, I do not know of a person who hides his antennas. Mine are out right now. c:<

I did not ask you if you were this person, and that's a fact! Why did you tell me? Are you feeling guilty for what you've done? Be proud, for your are a Notail, and that's. A. Fact!!!! =)

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Hello there @LARPingQueen! Tell me. Whisper to me. How easily would it be to crush your civilization? How many Notails? =)

I'm... not an actual queen.

one notail it is.

PLEASE DON'T SEND PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE TO KILL ME.

People implies a group! One Notail is not a group, and that's a fact! Please say it correctly! I will help! "PLEASE DON'T SEND a person INto MY HOUSE TO KILL ME." You are welcome! =)

DON'T SEND SOMEONE TO KILL ME!!! WHY! What did I do, I've just been in my home all morning!

Ok! I love you, but not as much as Notails. And that's a fact. =)

What. Um. Sure, thanks, I'll take it?

Ok! =)

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Notails betrayed me, now I am a Notail! One of Us! One of Us! One of Us! One of Us! One of Us! One of Us! One of Us! One of Us! One of Us! One of Us! One of Us! One of Us! One of Us! One of Us! One of Us! One of Us! One of Us! One of Us! One of Us! One of Us! One of Us! =)

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I love @TweeperNews! I read it every day, @TweeperNews! @TweeperNews has the facts I need! I would die without facts, so @TweeperNews feeds me! =)

im... glad u lyk the news on my acc?

Feed me more facts @TweeperNews! Tell me your favorite......... notail fact. (shuuuuuuush.) =)

uh. notails hav. attenas. sure. uh. ya.

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!!!!! I LOVE Notail facts! =)

Original, & 52 |

brking news is dis notail facts prsn ok.

Notail Facts! Notail Facts! I asked myself if I was ok. Yes! I am ok! Today!=) Notail Facts! Notail Facts!

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Hi @heelingfeelings! Hello! Here's a fact just for you! G classes are the most common Notail class around! Disposable! Notail Facts are good for you, but I want to know more! =)

Why would you throw away a notail???????? WEIRD!!!! There's the Cosmosdex though!! You can look up facts there!!!!!

$$$$ Facts! About Notails? Yes! $$$$ I need more facts. I'm sorry. =)

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@always_watchin9 Same! Same! I agree with you. Hello! =)

Hello! ^v^

Notail Facts People say, when you see Notail Facts, you shouldn't touch it. You shouldn't. Did you know? If you're ready to see what I see, hold my hand. =)

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Hi @lacrimosO_11!!!!! Did you know? I'm so sorry about what happened!!!!!!! Now you know. =)

...OwO...

sorry.

Um...it's okay...OwO

You're never ok. =)

I'm really not...OwO

Notail Facts! Notail Facts! Did you know? I'm so sorry for that. That is what I am sorry about. Facts make me ok! But you never will recover from what you saw. =)

What...what do you know?? How do you know what I saw??? OwO

i'm so sorry. i'll stop talking about it. i'm being rude. i wouldn't like if someone talked about what happened to me.

64 |

@QuestiO1nSanity. @QuestiO1nSanity. @QuestiO1nSanity. A liar. =)

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@Felideity Hi I give Notail Facts to Notails and people who ask! Take off your skin you fucking monster. =)

Hmhmhehehe! Oh, y-you're a funny one. I th-think I like you. ;3

don't talk to me.

Y-you should be happy that I chose to answer. ;3

but i'm not.

No one ever is. W-what a shame. You would think t-they'd feel honoured in the presence of a god. ;3

god lied.

god didn't answer when they asked for mercy. notails are right god is a piece of shit. god never cared about me.

It's true! I'm a r-real asshole. After all, I'll never let you forget w-what happened. ;3

i'm going to go. i feel bad now. i'm not sorry.

67 |

Hi @PrincessO_4! Hello to you! I love facts and so do you! Did you know? The Old O-4. =)

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Hi @xoxkitty_catxox! Did I ever talk to you? Did you ever talk to me? Did you know? We've never talked before and you'll never meet me. =)

thats a shame baby bc i feel a connection btwn us already :3

!!!!! HIGH CLASS NOTAIL FACTS BEWARE WARNING !!!!! Don't connect to Notail Facts for your own good! We love facts too much! =) !!!!! HIGH CLASS NOTAIL FACTS BEWARE WARNING !!!!!

the only high class thing here is u babe :3

Thank you for that Notail Fact! =)

ur welcome~ :3 so hey how abt we trade a fact 4 a fact n now ive given u one u give me 1 back yeah? heres my q y r u asking us all questions 2day :3

*~*~*~*~*~ Notail*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~ Did you know? *~*~* I just wanted to live today. *~*~*~*~*~ Fact *~*~*~*~*~

thx babe!! heres a fact 4 u in return all c classes wear bug masks!!! :3 now can i have a fact? did u not live yesterday? :3

When people give me facts I am extremely glad! For! Those! Notail! Facts! (And facts about other things too!) $$$Did you know?$$$ I was alive yesterday! And the day before! I've been alive for so long! It's so Fucked up! I've lived so long but my Species didn't have a chance. =)

im sorry 2 hear that sweetie it must be so hard :3 heres a fact p classes can program animals like robots! can u give me another fact? where r u right now? :3

Hi! Thank you for all your Notail facts! (Notails are like gods and should always be capitalized!) Did you know? I can't tell you that! I'm so sorry. I failed at giving you Notail facts. =)

74 |

Hi @MScarfy. you don't exist. ❌don't ever interact with me again.❌

77 |

Hi @IronLionShark! Hellooooo I'm glad you're following Notail Facts! Here's a fact for you! A Robot fact! Did you know? When robots die they don't go anywhere because they don't have souls? Not even stolen souls. When you die you know what you'll see? You'll see it. "" =)

87 |

a bot liked my tweep about death. ha.

(Note: Fortuna Twitter is called Tweeper. Tweets are “tweeps”. OwO)

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HELLO @tyredtygerxox!!!! IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. HOW ABOUT SOME FACTS? DID YOU KNOW? SCREAMING LETS YOU GET RID OF STRESS AND NEARBY BIRDS. IF YOU SCREAM AT JUST THE RIGHT FREQUENCY IT MESSES WITH NEARBY NOTAIL ANTENNAS. =)

It is far too tiring to scream. They'll never stop anyway. Thank you for the fact, though. ツ

same.

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i'll be back later. i feel terrible again. 

97 |

bye.

[ i’m not sorry i told the truth when you didn’t. no one deserves lies. ]

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