I dont understand why I dont have any followers.. Im so funny :(
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nah I think we should really stop glorifying cigarettes
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I was at the gym with my friend, and he saw her ex so he was pretty pissed. He told me that he just wanted to get to her and kiss her.
I answered '' Yeah kiss her softly with yOUR FIST!''
The guy working out beside us had to stop what he was doing because he couldnt stop laughing
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Today I ran out of shampoo and had to use the strawberry one from my sister..
My beard never smelled that fabulous before.
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