notamoronishhacker-wheatley-blog
notamoronishhacker-wheatley-blog
Ah. I tell ya. Humans.. Love em!
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'Ello my name is Wheatley! I got sent back to bloody Earth and once again stuck in thos bloody place.. but in a humanish body! I mean.. I don't dislike humans.. but.. they can be smelly and uh.. moronish at times. Heh. This body is A LOT better than being stuck on my management rail though! Heh, that bloody thing was soo.. ARGH..! I don't even know how to explain it! ((Hey guys n-n I will RP corrupted and regular Wheatley c: Whichever I'm in the mood for.. or which ever you want me to be :D ))
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((Going to bed. ;u; Soo tired.. bleh... Seein' the new Batman movie tomorrow ;u; I can't wait.. though I will miss seein' Joker D: <3 I dislike Catwoman's costume in this movie.. x-x Mer.. ANYWAYS.. Night!! <3 ))
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The blue themed android smiled widely and extended his hand towards the male in the purple suit. "N-nice to meet ya, mate! You look rather dashing for a human, if I might add." He said to the other with a nod. "My name is Wheatley. I work at.. this one bloody place named Aperture Laboratories. It's quite..eh.. dreadful there. Heh." ((Thanks for the follow n-n <3 ))
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((Soooo how's everyones day? :D ))
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(( The awkward moment when you're playing Portal 2 co-op and you accidentally push the wrong signal button, and then your friend kills him/herself trying to perform the action.   c: ))
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Well… never started a chain before.. and so far I think I am failing… uhhh.. ;____; LOOK AT THIS LENGTHY MONSTER!! AAAHHH!!
Anyway. This is actually supposed to be a chain starter.. at least.. if you want to…
I figured I’d just use...
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Right. So. Move along folks. Nothing to see here. Just some perfect people being perfect…
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"Tremendous." And with that, Wheatley snapped his fingers once again. He watched the panels lift back into the ceiling, then taking attention to the pink themed droid once again. His eyes were kind and soft again as his grin ligtened up into a warm smile as well. He might've seem calm, but the itch to test kept banging on the inside of his skull. It was unbearable..but he tried to ignore it. "Now..Why did you come up here, mate? What was your purpose?" He asked, leaning back on seat connected to the ceiling. He rested his hands in front of him, placing the tips of his fingers on his right hand, to the ones on the left.
askcorruptedfact: Corruption in Two Colors
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OMG I’M ACTUALLY POSTING SOMETHING.
And it’s Teenley/Teen!Wheatley being smug as sh*t. Look that kid. Just look at him.
I finally just drew something just because and that’s why it actually is getting posted. No story. No explanation to it really.. just.. PICTURE. 8V
Enjoy.
btw I’m still streaming if you want to join.
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((Parents divorced ;n; ))
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((OOC))
((Soo uh.. I changed my background from the horrible lag some people were having from it :c -Sobs- I sorry to be the cause of your lag ;A; ))
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I literally can't go through your blog because of the HORRIBLE lag from your background. :\ You lost a possible follower.
"Well uh.. this is dissapointing. Heh.." The android shrugged and scooted away towards a dark corner of one of the hallways in Aperture, now sobbing.
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((Off to bed... o3o But before I go.. I'm just so proud of myself.. ;u;
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Someone thought I was a good Joker RPer ;U; Woot. ))
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Just some practice with Wheatley.
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Feeling a bit better, felt like drawing again. Wanted to draw a sad and sorry looking Wheatley on the moon. Its not likely he would drift in the right direction to actually land on the moon, but for the sake of this picture lets just say he does. Right now his android body is in a sort of default blank state after being disconnected from the facility, so he just looks like a sad clotheless mannequin. Space coreshouldbe there somewhere, meh lets just say hes gone looking for space rocks or something :D . That text probably looks pretty ugly but what cha gonna do.
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Streaming Portal 2 for a friend.
http://www.livestream.com/absolutesilliness
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