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Mage Bluesummers

Chilling

More Gunmeshi

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so I’ve heard y’all like Slitherwing Ingo..

( rbs appreciated! )

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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hey chat how do I save a fictional character from their author

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24/05/2022

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finch fancam❤

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i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

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[said with all the reassuring sincerity of a campaign promise and all the concerning potential of someone who is nearing the event horizon of instability] babygirl. i can humiliate myself in ways you can't even begin to imagine.

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1 am thinking abt the triassic cuddle once again and getting sad. The Thrinaxodon was in a torpor and wouldn’t have woken up before it drowned in the rain. The Broomistega was badly injured and dying. Neither of them ever actually knew each other but their last moments are curled up together and immortalized in stone Hggggm

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"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....

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my favorite thing about warrior cats designs is that everyone has their own little take on each character but graystripe is always this

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Now this is one of my favourite tik toks

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

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summer date ☀️