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Trauma dumping

they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

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“who’s a bigger simp....mordecai or finn?” is so tired. we all know who would be cooler and more normal about you being nonbinary

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Help me because someone asked me what OwO speech was and I don't wanna explain to them that it was a 2019-2020 thing that should stay dead

I don't wanna be the person who tells them that OwO speech is a cursed thing COVID made...

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Reblogging because I know what she did... Not risking my family

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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SQUIDDO!!!! MY FAVORITE LIFESTEALER

SQUIDDO!!!!!

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WAIT WAIT WAIT GUYS

OKAY I HAVE AN IDEA

SO MARTYN TEASED US (?) WITH THIS:

SO WHAT IF

THEY ALL HAVE SIX LIVES

AND SORT OF LIKE THE BOOGEY BUT ALSO THE ORIGINS MOD

WHEN THEY RESPAWN, THEYRE EITHER GIVEN “duck” OR “goose” AND THAT DETERMINES WHAT THEY DO IN THEIR LIFE 

DUCK WOULD BE LIKE GREEN AND YELLOW AND GOOSE WOULD BE LIKE RED???

Idk y’all I thought this up in the car and it’s all I could think about

this is a genuine theory btw

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Yes

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notabitch

replace one word of your url with bitch

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also

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a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

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The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

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Y'know what's weird? The fact that Most of the General Public of the United States of America doesn't know how to read 24 hour format unless you're in the military, you work in a hospital, or otherwise necessary for your job. I had a conversation about this with my friends.

America work on learning 24 hour format!!! It's just adding twelve to 1-11 PM

1 PM? It's 13:00

2 PM? 14:00

5 PM? 17:00!

11 PM? 23:00!

FUCKING ADD! IT'S NOT THAT HARD!!!

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Have you ever wondered "Hey, which person is this Hermitcraft fanart actually depicting?" and didn't want to just scroll down to read the tags?

Behold. My magnum opus. The Hermitcraft fanart flowchart! Please click for legibillity.

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With more and more Ao3 authors restricting their works to the archive (due to AI scraping), they're going to be losing guest interaction. And probably generally feeling down because. You know. AI is stealing their hard work.

So! Now is a great time to stop by your favorite authors/stories and drop them some comments! They really appreciate it!

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legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”