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A rapid tummy tuesday before I bolt off to work

Do you folks think I should get an undercut?

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Hey (flirty)

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this pride month i'd like you to consider becoming transgender. and if you're already transgender, i'd like you to start killing everyone who has wronged you

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You look very pretty but I do not see a claymore in the background? I was under the impression that you were a master swordswoman

why would i let my enemies see my blade. twould be folly

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this pride month will be special because of giant ice snake will appear

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it’s pride month which means we’re now legally permitted to abduct random cis men and inject them with estrogen whenever we feel like it.

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It's not Tuesday yet, but fuck it.

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The anon button is not for hate. The anon button is for horny and embarrassed about it.

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Hiccups are the least dignified thing your body does to you

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me (in the middle of a swordfight) (we've been at it for a while, it's getting awkward and I need to break the silence) "Have at thee!" (thinking) man that was stupid. I sounded so stupid. they must think I'm a fucking idiot.

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thank you Three Wise Elves that live in my inbox it means a lot

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Woke boss forcefemming me on company time

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When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄

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'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple

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My first one in a while but I'm feeling good today.

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Jackie Sabbagh, “Having a Great Time Being Transgender in America Lately”