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miss holloways favourites

THIS IS SO CUTE

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Philosophical quotes from the Death Match:

"Teamwork, shmeamwork" - Jeff Blim

"Listen, moustache, let me talk" - Jon Matteson

"Ted is gooning all over this office" - Joey Richter

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As the official Ted artist™️ I can't believe Theodore Spankoffski managed to win and avoid death 🐐💛🐐💛🐐💛

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the pit stop in hatchetfield stream reminded of this tinky and ted drawing i never posted. tinky takes all the dead teds and makes a new one out of all of them and this absolutely does not backfire on him

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This is so dumb

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"... not gonna miss something called Workin' Girls."

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“ted is gooning all over this office” - joey richter, 4/27/2024

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Honestly I need Ted and Hidgens to get together if they win the death match. They’re bloody and traumatized and Ted just found out he lost his brother but he turns to Hidgens and says “So tell me about that musical of yours” and they go off into the Hatchetfield sunset together and go probably make out in that beat up old house at the edge of Hidgens’ college campus because Hidgens needed to be in the place the working boys died to really show Ted the plot of it because someone finally asked him about his musical

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Return of the King👑 but it’s not Aragorn it’s Ted Spankoffski

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"Huh. Where are the hookers?"

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Congrats to Ted for winning as the deadliest man in Hatchetfield! Btw everyone you know is dead and no we will not be getting Jenny for you. Yeah all you get is the nice crown. Have fun with it!

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Ihave antoher

(i am one of the feminists)

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Joey “does ted know that Pete died…from birds”

IM GONNA LOSE IT

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I'm so glad he won the deathmatch 🐐💛🧸

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SLEEZE SWEEP!!!

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i hc that richie lives with paul, but their house is too far from hatchetfield high, so paul needs to drive richie at school every morning. but paul starts his work earlier, so richie spends an extra hour there doing nothing before his first period

when max joined the group, he offered richie to drive him at school instead of paul because they live close. sometimes while paul is about to leave home max arrives and just hang outs with richie before school. or sometimes he sleeps