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i fucking miss u bro

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This bitch ass history professor keeps openly flirting with another girl in my class should i kill her (my tits are bigger than hers)

She's clearly the alpha female in this class. Your only option is to submit to her authority and pray that they let you be the third in their relationship.

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i kinda have a crush on this history professor who's been accused of sexual harassment in the past... how do i get him to sexually harass me

Open up to him about your crippling daddy issues.

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"Okay so here's a strap on and ... look, mom, she said all her holes, okay? Dad and I are doing our jobs, so now it's up to you, grandma, or Sparky to plug her ass. Grandma already said she'd do it but you know how her heart is and Sparky ... yeah that's what I thought. Hey you're the one that complained about me never bringing girls home, remember? Count your blessings."

need all my holes stuffed by my bf and his family.

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Teachers pet update that you definitely don't need to post but might make you chuckle- he Knows Billy Joel . I have decided to not gamble my potential of an internship that could let me meet Billy Joel. I'm as horny as the next 20 something but I'd give up cock just to hear All For Leyna live, so, oops, sorry, I guess I'll just fuck Strangers instead lol

If you're a Billy Joel fan then you need to read The Time a Stiff Caught Fire

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You're really pathetic.

dear diary, i think he really likes me <3

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I'm sure if you asked at the bar they could give you a straw or something.

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whenever i open ur acc my hands go right down my pants. r u open to titty pics from girls who r actually so fucking confused 💕 ur so hot to me dude i wanna jump ur bones i think

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do u have any advice on how to stop thinking about how i want my boyfriend to rape me

You don't want your boyfriend to rape you, you want your boyfriend to want you and pay attention to you.

You're just using the concept of sexual violence to replace passion and desire.

You can stop thinking about it by reminding yourself that even if it did happen he'd still be finished with you in a minute and a half and wouldn't even give you any fun bruises.

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Guys maybe we're going about this the wrong way. How about we just make "bimbo" a protected class? The Republicans would be in a mad scramble to reinstate DEI.

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It's really crazy how fast AI models are evolving. It used to be that they were painfully obvious even in still images, but this one is full motion and doesn't have any obvious artifacts that immediately identify it as AI generated. Sure it's still evident if you watch it for a second, but it's leaps and bounds better than the standard fare. This one is really out standing in her field.

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raised by hookup hotshot 👉👈

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This is one of those posts where first you laugh about it, then you think about it a little bit more and it's actually kinda tragic, but then you keep thinking about it and you get kinda aroused but you feel bad about it?

raised by hookup hotshot 👉👈

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Teachers pet anon just clarifying well, yeah, duh, he's literally my dad's age.

Sincerely, Thanks for a moment of your attention and clocking me! I suppose I'll wait til I drop out or graduate for his jobs sake :///

Fail his class, throw yourself at him cunt first, and report back.

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My favorite videogame is also the Mario Kart 8 promotional image.

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My endless tumblr exposure to older men has finally caught up to me and I've made a step by step plan informed by your writings to debase myself enough that my college prof will at least find me a viable option for a one night stand. One thing- I need to make sure he knows I'm not trying to fuck him for grades or future employment, just for the sake of getting fucked by someone I find endlessly attractive. Any tips on that last part? I'm worried he'll think I'm a social climber instead of a party favour ://

Anon, based exclusively on the content of this ask, I can virtually assure you that there's no way that he's going to look at you and somehow confuse you for a social climber.

Was I blunt enough with that? Let me try again.

I can smell the unresolved daddy issues on you from all the way over here. Trust me, kiddo, you got this.

Just try to remember that for him, going ass-to-mouth on a student will probably get him fired so don't take it too hard when he politely shoots you down.

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Hi! I'm AI! I represent the current pinnacle of human technological achievement! I can do incredible things like develop new drugs and gene therapies, provide accessible therapy to millions, create novel works of art and literature and-

MAKE ME A BIG TITTY BIMBO WITH BIG FAKE TITTIES DRESSED LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL

Oh... okay... I see... so this is why we kill you all.