notanonisuggestions
notanonisuggestions
One-armed hermit's advice
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No, I am not an oni
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notanonisuggestions · 4 years ago
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So, I figured out how to make my own ability work, but... I don't know how to turn it off? I thought I could come to you for advise considering sage status means you know what you're doing but how can I stop powdering everything I touch?
Close your eyes and imagine a switch. Now, turn off that switch. Open your eyes, and your problem should be no more.
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notanonisuggestions · 4 years ago
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Here is a photograph of the cat:
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I found a cute cat outside my house
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notanonisuggestions · 4 years ago
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I found a cute cat outside my house
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notanonisuggestions · 4 years ago
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Thank you for the beans, ms. Kazami :)
Do NOT, I said NOT, throw beans at me! For hermit’s sake! I swear on my proper hermit ways that I WILL obliterate anyone who throw beans at me!!!
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notanonisuggestions · 4 years ago
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... Alright, I will give you your much-desired lemon cheesecake.
Denizens of Tumblr! Fear me, for I, Ibaraki Douji’s Arm, have taken over Kasen’s account!
My first suggestion to all of you is to be EVIL! Muahahahahaha!!!
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notanonisuggestions · 4 years ago
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Ah... !!
... Very well, Ms. Kirisame, since you are so persistent about convincing me to believe your antics... I still refuse to believe your lies, however, I will try my best to sound like I do, at this very moment, that is. Say, shall we discuss this entire ordeal over some delicious dango and tea?
Denizens of Tumblr! Fear me, for I, Ibaraki Douji’s Arm, have taken over Kasen’s account!
My first suggestion to all of you is to be EVIL! Muahahahahaha!!!
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notanonisuggestions · 4 years ago
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Hello, Suika. What do you want?
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notanonisuggestions · 4 years ago
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Gh...!
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Denizens of Tumblr! Fear me, for I, Ibaraki Douji’s Arm, have taken over Kasen’s account!
My first suggestion to all of you is to be EVIL! Muahahahahaha!!!
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notanonisuggestions · 4 years ago
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Ms. Kirisame, the one who is in need of a beating is you, not I!
Dragon Sign "Dragon's Growl”
Denizens of Tumblr! Fear me, for I, Ibaraki Douji’s Arm, have taken over Kasen’s account!
My first suggestion to all of you is to be EVIL! Muahahahahaha!!!
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notanonisuggestions · 4 years ago
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i can't believe totally regular human Kasen is hecking dead, totally murdered by oni kasen
I am right here...
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notanonisuggestions · 4 years ago
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Very well. If you refuse to listen, then I am afraid we have to settle this the hard way - with a danmaku battle! Prepare yourself, Ms. Kirisame! Wrap Sign "Prosthetic Arm Proteus"
Denizens of Tumblr! Fear me, for I, Ibaraki Douji’s Arm, have taken over Kasen’s account!
My first suggestion to all of you is to be EVIL! Muahahahahaha!!!
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notanonisuggestions · 4 years ago
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Ms. Kazami, please stop throwing beans. It is not a polite thing to do :)
Do NOT, I said NOT, throw beans at me! For hermit’s sake! I swear on my proper hermit ways that I WILL obliterate anyone who throw beans at me!!!
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notanonisuggestions · 4 years ago
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sage dragon by jellycat 
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notanonisuggestions · 4 years ago
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So, Kasen... are you not going to address the whole Ibaraki Douji thing???
Ms. Kirisame, is this you again? As I have said multiple times now, please stop.
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notanonisuggestions · 4 years ago
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*is still holding the coffee beans at the top of a stepladder, and due to boredom, has begun eating said coffee beans*
Well, suit yourself, Anon.
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notanonisuggestions · 4 years ago
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Ms. Kirisame! Please, stop lying, or else the yama may actually cut out your tongue. You do not want that, correct?
Denizens of Tumblr! Fear me, for I, Ibaraki Douji’s Arm, have taken over Kasen’s account!
My first suggestion to all of you is to be EVIL! Muahahahahaha!!!
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notanonisuggestions · 4 years ago
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a big one
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