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Simon: Yeah you’re my arch nemesis, but I’d still fuck you if you asked.

Baz, blushing: What?

Simon, also blushing: I mean– What???

Penelope, off in the distance: He said he’d fuck you if you asked!!

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laundry day

i live to fluster baz

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Snow kissed me last night until my mouth was sore. He kissed me so much, I was worried I’d Turn him with all my saliva. He held himself up on all fours above me and made me reach up for his mouth–and I did. I would again. I’d cross every line for him. I’m in love with him. And he likes this better than fighting.

From ‘Carry On’ by Rainbow Rowell

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every inch of you is perfect from the

to the

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Bro, We Are Rivals . Its Ok To Pin Me Up Against A Wall . Im Ur Nemesis . I Hate You . ... Bro, We Are Kiss ing Now . . No Dont Stop Bro .. Bro ...

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i can’t believe simon watched baz make such a dramatic, extra af entrance into the dining hall after being mysteriously missing for weeks, and still had the audacity to think that he was straight

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Baz Pitch 🖤

inspired by this stunning art done by @vagueenthusiast

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it just so happens that i have a neck

vampires please interact

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baz around simon:

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REBLOG IF YOU POST MOSTLY CARRY ON

I need to follow every carry on blog out there lol so reblog away

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I’m-

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Baz canonically already blushes when he's just got a stammering Simon in front of him. If he wasn't a Vampire, he would probably be blushing all the time. That's really adorable

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Agatha: *is in love with baz*

Baz:

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baz: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Simon asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

simon: what kind of animal is the pink panther

baz, already taking off his clothes: snow, you’re so fucking stupid

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This is what happens when I have free time

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Dragon Kisses and Other Lovely Gifts

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simon, baz, and penny are going to america in wayward son in order to help with the area 51 raid send tweet