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My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

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REBLOG to fuck a WIZARD

IGNORE for PENIS CURSE

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so crazy to think i had been struggling to remember your twitter @ and all i could do to find you again was know that you complained you couldn't be chicken on here. also you're back hello how is it going

lmaooo my twitter is pretty much DEAD, and I wander on here when I'm really bored. My tiktok is popraqs and I've kinda been using that!!!! I was gonna make a tiktok about the prom post because that brief internet fame from 7 years ago is what keeps me going

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🦀 time for crab 🦀

today i summoned 13 crabs! look at them!

🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀

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❗️ 🥰 🤣 🔜 🚧 ❗️

- the good wizard

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send cropped political memes

like this

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