skjfjjfjdjfjdjgh jam leaf gave me the name f braincles and i will cherish it, she/her, id say antis dni but honestly? fuck that if you dont attack other people for writing fanfic then yee haw bitch welcome to hell, also 95% of what i do is a joke so oof, also oWo, also sksksks alsp that header flsg aint mine According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell...
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#genuinely forgot how to log into this acc until like 2 days ago...#seeing my old posts is so jarring bc like. i read it in a voice much different than the one i use for my texts now?#maybe its bc i didnt realize i was trans till after i left lol.#anyway ive been scrolling through the blogs i follow here it feels so odd
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lol going bye bye 😔😔 gonna make a new account with the same url!!! lol bye yall <3
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lol going bye bye 😔😔 gonna make a new account with the same url!!! lol bye yall <3
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How's the apocalypse been treating you?
i havent touched tumblr in motnjs lol. gonna lose it
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poor boi :(
This wasn’t originally meant to be sad but I think Papyrus would be really hurt by being called “ugly, vile, and childish”.
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i hope donkey kong becomes known as the ultimate trans ally for eternity now
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!!! u better be able to change there colors
Nicholas Kirkwood S/S 2019
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*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
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today before i read this post my friend told me ab the toby fox and homestuck thing
on april 11th 2020, me and pyro ruined kris’ life
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Gen z culture is trying to write feet and writing test instead
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watch thid: take glass off
Your field of vision doesn’t have a border (source)
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pu m.h da a,a!!!!
PUN GATHERING
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Like = OK with puns
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on of my online friends knows my age, name, and where i live but idk if they know that i wear glasses
Online friendships smh
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In my freshman year of high school, we had a new history teacher. His name was Mr. Taylor, and he was ridiculously hot. He was just out of college–this was his first teaching job–and he was one of those people that you look at and think “shouldn’t you be modelling somewhere?” On top of being gorgeous, he was also kind, funny, a great teacher, and a huge Lord of the Rings nerd, and the student body worshiped him.
This was a small, private school, and there were only two sections of freshman World History, and he taught both of them. He constantly complained that one section was ahead of the other. As the year progressed, the gap between the two sections widened–as midterms approached, one section was in the medieval period and the other was still lagging at the end of the Roman empire.
Both sections were meant to sit the same exam, so he couldn’t just move up the midterm and have one class sit it first. He needed to get both classes into the same time period.
So for the week before midterms, he hurried the slower class into the middle ages, and went in to depth with the other. He discussed battles in detail, drew regional maps on the white board, and even diagrammed the lineage of the king of Noldor. The class, of course, took diligent notes and asked questions. Everyone wanted to impress him and did their best to learn the material.
During the last class before the midterm, he reviewed the material he’d taught for most of the term, but didn’t touch on any of the things he’d been teaching for the last week.
Finally, one student asked if any of the stuff he’d been teaching for the last week was going to be on the exam.
“No,” he said, “The contents of the Silmarillion will not be on the exam.”
There was a moment of silence while everyone sat there, confused. Someone eventually went “…what??”
Mr. Taylor grinned. “Yeah, I needed to keep you guys busy while the other class caught up, so for the last week I’ve just been teaching Lord of the Rings history. I can’t believe none of you noticed. You need to pay more attention to geography.”
The class was, unsurprisingly, outraged. Mr. Taylor just laughed.
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hehe,,, friend
hey!!!! could you do a palette based on the name Vanessa? thank you thank you thank you th
Sure!! - here’s a palette for Vanessa~
Hope this helps!
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